MONDO EXTRAS

Freaks And Greeks

by Sara M November 8, 2002 10:00 PM

Matt is trying to escape out of the Powerpuff bedroom window, but then Leah knocks on the door and asks him to help her wash her hair. Did Leah's arms fall off or something? How can she not wash her own hair?

Lex tries to distract Oily Guy so he can slip the roofie in his drink, but while he's doing that, Oily Guy is slipping his own roofie into Lex's drink. How is attempted date rape funny? I hate this movie. Lex and Oily Guy toast to Oily Guy losing his virginity. Well, that's sweet. Oily Guy downs his drink and then tackles Lex. Oily Guy has some serious issues with aggressiveness towards women.

Matt and Leah have girl talk in the shower. Leah tells Matt to stop poking her in the butt. I hate this movie.

There's a montage of Lex fighting off Oily Guy. It's not funny.

The DOG girls are having a meeting where they talk about how sorry they feel for themselves. I hate people like that. Harland opens up about peer pressure to crush beer cans on his head. Then he decides that they should all party. And so they smoke huge amounts of pot out of a gravity bong. That's a positive message to send to the audience. Good thing there wasn't much of an audience.

Matt is painting Leah's toenails in her bedroom. Leah asks Matt if he's ever had a boyfriend while we see that Matt has actually managed to paint part of her foot. Even that quadriplegic artist guy can do a better job than Matt at painting toenails. Leah holds Matt's hands and then…loud music starts up and Leah closes her window and yells about how the KOK house is so loud. But it's not the KOK house, it's the stoned DOGs! They're dancing around and kind of having an orgy. Weird…I thought Ecstasy made you do that, not pot. Matt massages Leah's shoulders, and she asks if he wants to "sleep over." Doesn't he live two doors down from her as it is?

Oily Guy finally passes out. Lex grabs the tape, but then he passes out and drops it in the pile of porno tapes that are going on the KOKtail Kruise.

In Leah's bed, Leah kisses Matt goodnight. She says she had a really good time. Leah is kind of lame, y'all. All she did was get her hair washed and her toenails painted badly. Then they kiss. This movie gets weirder and weirder. Matt jumps out of bed, holding a balloon in front of his crotch area, and says he's confused. Leah is too, and says she's sorry. Matt runs away, and Leah feels like an idiot.

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