Freaks And Greeks
In the living room, Harland falls through the table. The girls search him and find more pot. Haven't they had enough? They must be melting into the floor by now. Giantess breaks the bong with her brute strength. That means that the prop people for this film actually had to have constructed a break-away bong.
Morning at the KOK house. Lex wakes up hugging Oily Guy, then realizes what he's doing and is disgusted. He also realizes that he's lost the tape in the box of porn. He runs out of the bedroom -- and into the Walk of Shame! They do the chant, but Lex punches some guy in the face, then trips over his heels. He gets up, and some guy takes his picture. I wonder if Lex just learned his lesson.
Lex walks into the Powerpuff bedroom, and Harland asks him if he got the tape. Then they notice something on Lex's skirt. It's dried uh, "Monica Lewinsky" stains. That's just great. I am now going to keep in the spirit of this film and order a keg. All for myself, so I can get through the rest of this. And I am not going to go cheap for this, either -- Sam Adams all the way! Matt runs in and asks about the tape. Lex asks him where the hell he was last night, then asks if it was with Leah. He can't believe that Matt would betray him for a DOG. Matt takes offense, and then tells Lex that he's an ugly woman. Lex says that Matt should have had his back last night, and Matt says that Oily Guy got there first. Then they have a fight, and Lex knocks Matt off the second floor balcony, which is kind of homicidal. Lex runs down the stairs, and Matt grabs two dildos, and they have a sword fight. It is stupid. I am a quarter of the way through my keg, and this movie is still pissing me off. Lex starts crying because he used to be cool and now he's an ugly girl. Matt consoles him, and then notices an ad for a powderpuff football game that apparently determines who gets to go on the KOKtail Kruise. Oh, good thing this plot development was mentioned earlier so as not to come completely out of nowhere. Matt and Lex decide to win the football game so they can get on the KOKtail Kruise.
At the football game, an entire section of bleachers is filled with KOKs cheering for the cool sorority team, while the DOGs only have one person in their bleachers. I'm trying to figure out when women's football games got so well-attended. The cool sorority girls are all wearing matching pink uniforms and mouthguards, and they are really into the football. I find that strange, because when I was in high school, the girls who acted like the cool sorority girls were always trying to get out of gym class because they hated activity. Me, I was having "personality conflicts" with the gym teacher, so I often found myself not being able to participate at all. And it was worth every damn minute!