Freaks And Greeks
Back at the BMW, Lex asks if he was made to do the strut. Oh, good -- they put a hat on Lex so I don't have to see his fake hair. I wish they would give Matt a hat too. And give Harland a paper bag. A full-body paper bag. Matt tells Lex that if the guy he has an interview with finds out they stole money from KOK, they'll never get jobs. So they'll just have to prove that President HH stole the money. Harland pipes up about some videotape -- apparently, Lex has a motion-activated video camera set on his bed that clandestinely records him having sex with all the cool sorority sisters. Harland found all his tapes one day and masturbated to them. I am not quite sure what this movie is going to do to make me actually like these main characters, but it will have to involve giving me a lot of money and doing my dishes at the very least. Harland continues that the tape shows the safe at all times, so there would be a recording of President HH stealing the money. Lex points out that they can't get the tape because they aren't allowed in the KOK house. "The only thing walking through that door is tits!" he says. But Harland has "a plan." I wonder if it will involve them dressing up as women? Just a hunch.
Three women come to the door of the KOK house -- but they look strangely familiar! Wait a minute -- it's Matt, Lex, and Harland in drag! That's hilariously original! Matt looks surprisingly good as a woman, by the way, and Lex kind of does too. Sadly, Harland has managed to make himself even uglier. They enter the party and split up. Lex goes to his room to get the tape, but that little oily guy is in there. He says that this is his room now since he's the new head of the Social Committee. Then he rubs his nipple. Guys rubbing their own nipples? Never funny. Then he closes the door when Lex tries to leave, which is, like, so wrong that it wouldn't be funny even if it were actually funny, which it isn't. Did that make sense? Anyway, then oily guy takes his robe off, and there's a small penis joke. ["Wait, is it a small joke about a penis, or a joke about a small okay, you know what? I don't want to know." -- Sars]