Ruthie and Simon have a conversation about the lizards that I can't even begin to care about. I pity the lizards because they're close to Ruthie, but that's it. They agree not to get rid of the lizards while they have the eggs. Then Simon does the Dakar television show-style walk into the camera.
Anniedad asks what Annie thinks. Annie says that it's his business if he wants to date younger women. Yes, it is, Annie, thank you. Anniedad says he was talking about the toupee. Annie says it will take some getting used to. Eric enters and addresses Anniedad as "Grandpa." What? Does that mean that Anniedad is not only Annie's dad, but also Eric's grandfather? That would mean that Anniedad is the Colonel's father, and Annie is Eric's mother or his aunt as well as his wife. This is the kind of incest that produces stupid, noisy, annoying children. RevCam says that "Grandpa" just doesn't seem to work for Anniedad with the new toupee. It doesn't work without it either, Eric. While he says this, he puts his hands in front of his face and looks like he's vogueing. Strike a pose. Annie quickly says that she thinks "Grandpa" does suit him, and her face looks like she was sucking several lemons during her off-camera time. Anniedad says he has another surprise. Annie is less than thrilled. Anniedad tells them that he's given them the two burial plots next to his and his dead wife's. Annie says a weak "thank you." Eric drinks some brownish orange juice. I add "burial plot" to my birthday list.
It's time for some exciting high school scenes. And by exciting, I mean "not exciting." Rod and Lucy are walking down the hall. Lucy says she didn't think that Rod was even interested in her until he heard about Jimmy breaking up with Ashley. Rod says his feelings for her are sincere, the break-up just forced his hand. Here comes Jimmy, and he wants a word with Lucy. "Alone," he adds as he blankly looks at Rod. Rod kisses her hand with that awful moustache and calls Lucy his "chica changa cabeza." I could tell you what that means, but then I would be giving away a really funny moment later on. Well, I'd be giving a moment away, anyway. Jimmy asks Lucy if she's dating Rod. Lucy says no, she still can't date. Jimmy asks if she's seeing him. Lucy coyly replies, "Yeah...kind of." Jimmy says that he and Ashley broke up. Lucy pretends she didn't know. Jimmy says he knows she does. Way to get called out, Lucy. Jimmy wants to "analyze what went wrong in [his and Lucy's] relationship." I really hate this kid. He says more stuff about overcoming barriers, but I tune him out. Lucy says she'll think about it. We get a non-reaction shot from Jimmy, who walks away. Lucy smiles like she's just the catch of the year. She walks away, past Matt, who was lurking behind a corner the whole time. That is so creepy.