In her room, Mary is telling the other kids that RevCam talks to Sgt. Michaels "practically every day" (Yeah, really.) so it's probably nothing to worry about. Eventually, though, she flies off the handle and tells her siblings to confront the CamRents if they're so concerned. She rants about the uneventful weekend she'd hoped for, then says she's staying out of this because she's neutral. "I'm Switzerland!" Lucy tells her she should brush up on current events. Simon nags her some more, so Mary agrees to ask their parents what the deal is. The others run after her, Lucy in her shiny hooker boots.

Annie and Eric are minutely inspecting the mini-van. Mary's breasts and then Mary and the other kids come out into the yard. They ask if anything's wrong with the "car." RevCam doesn't know -- is there? The kids don't know. You tell them. Suddenly Ruthie smirks and shoves Mary on the ass. "Take her! She's already BEEN to jail!" she says unfunnily. After five years of repetition and poor acting, it's ascertained that no one's in trouble. RevCam explains about the Troubled Youth who visited his office. Mary makes a constipated face to let us know that she psychically figured out exactly who the Troubled Youth was. Everyone else uses their own ESP to interpret her expression and send her telepathic looks. "WHAT?" says Mary. She says that the CamRents have been talking to her all year long. She looks like she's lost some weight. The bones are visible in her neck and she's wearing a tighter t-shirt than ever before. I hope this propels her into the skanky movie roles she's hoping for. Mary asks that the CamRents save their catch-up conversations with the others until after dinner. The Lighthearted Acoustic Guitar plays. I'm glad it does, because it's the only thing that keeps me from crying.

Ruthie sits in the living room telling her dad about a smelly classmate named Maryanne. Annie, meanwhile, sits in Simon's room and listens to him brag about pranks played on a substitute teacher and led by his funny friend Luke. The CamRents don't seem to be enjoying the conversations very much.