Lucy says they have to tell RevCam about Simon's possible STD. NO, LUCY, YOU DON'T. In fact, Kevin shouldn't even have told Lucy. And she shouldn't be this interested! I would say something about what I would do if I were Lucy and Simon was my brother, but I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT BECAUSE I AM NORMAL. Anyway, Kevin's rational subroutine appears to be working correctly this week, because he tells Lucy that this is Simon's business and he can take care of it himself. "What are the facts?" Lucy Joe Fridays. Either she doesn't know anything about STDs, which is just great with her being a teen sex minister teacher and all, or she just wants to know more about Simon's wang issues. I'm not sure which option is worse, but it doesn't really matter, as Lucy won't be getting much by way of facts anyway, since no one will ever actually specify which STD Simon may have caught. Lucy asks what they can do for Simon. She was probably thinking about something along the lines of a chastity belt, but Kevin says that she can pray for Simon (I really, really want to see God's reaction when Lucy asks him to prevent her brother from getting herpes) and he'll have a man-to-man talk with Simon. He thinks he needs to have another talk with Ruthie, too. Yeah, his insistence on having these repeated informative chats with Ruthie about sex are beyond creepy at this point.