Simon and Matt are on the phone. Matt lectures Simon about casual sex and its "miserable" consequences. "You're really not ready for that kind of relationship," Matt lectures to Simon, as if he was just the picture of maturity when he married PC on his first date and then was afraid to tell his parents about it. Simon tells Matt that he told RevCam that Kirstie Alley could face some serious consequences of her own if she doesn't try to slim down, like diabetes or heart trouble, so that he wouldn't have to tell him about the STD. Matt is pissed that Simon thought covering Mary's ass was important enough to lie to the CamRents, but not more important than keeping his own news about the STD from them.

Everyone is sitting around the kitchen table eating waffles. RevCam arrives. How the hell far away is Simon's school? Because originally, we were led to believe that it was, like, a day's drive away, but now it seems like it's just down the street. Anyway, Mac and Vincent take off when they see RevCam, as people are often wont to do, and RevCam says he's very glad everyone waited up for him, like they had a choice. Well, Kevin and Lucy have a choice. They could, oh, I don't know, MOVE OUT. "I made waffles!" Annie reports, handing him a plate. Don't worry about the consequences RevCam's heart will face for eating late-night snacks, however, because I'll bet it just stopped in utter defeat when he said this little gem of a line: "Waffles. Goes so well with the truth." Then he grabs the syrup, so I guess that goes well with the truth too.