Oh, and Lucy's gone off the fucking deep end, as she says, "I also want Mom to be proud of me, so everything's got to be perfect, and you know, she shouldn't be in jail, especially during the holiday season. That's like cruel and unusual punishment." RevCam says that Annie isn't in jail, because people who are criminally insane have to go to mental institutions. Lucy says she was talking about Martha Stewart. I don't think being in jail during the holidays is cruel and unusual punishment. I do think having to recap an episode of this show in which at least two of the female leads have gone insane when I could be watching an advance screening of The Life Aquatic is cruel and unusual punishment. Anyway, Lucy is still going on about Martha Stewart and RevCam is just trying to get her to stop talking so he can leave. Lucy's talking about how a "scummy drug dealer" Kevin arrested didn't go to jail, but Martha did, and that's not justice, and obviously Lucy didn't take any Constitutional Law classes at Crawford Clown College. I was wondering where all of this pro-Martha sentiment was coming from (albeit like a year too late), and then someone in the forums pointed out that K-Mart has a deal with Martha Stewart and 7th Heaven. It's either that, or Brenda Hampton is about to get arrested for insider trading and she's hoping to influence anyone who may potentially be on her jury. This is not a bad plan either, as I have to imagine that there's a lot of crossover between the people who aren't smart enough to get out of jury duty and the people who think this show is enjoyable. RevCam asks Lucy if she talked to Annie about her plans, to which Lucy says she didn't, but she's sure Annie won't mind getting the day off. Besides, now that Lucy is a wife and almost-mother, it's time for Annie to retire. "Pass the spoon onto me," Lucy says, and it appears that Annie has at the very least passed her Hagface of Covert Hostility onto Lucy, if her grimace-posing-as-a-smile is anything to go by.
Episode Report CardSara M: A+ | 550 USERS: C+
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