MONDO EXTRAS
RevCam's Secret Past
Paul's in RevCam's home office, modeming some information over to his houseboat computer. Felicity comes in and asks Paul what he's doing. Paul tries to pretend he's an interviewee for the maid position and was just looking around to see how much cleaning he would have to do, but Felicity starts to reach for the phone to call the police. Paul starts telling the truth; he was Sally's lover and he's trying to prove that RevCam killed her. Felicity screams at him to get out of the house.
RevCam is yelling at Frank over the phone that he wants a restraining order on Paul right away. Felicity listens from a nearby room. RevCam does some more shouting, then hangs up the phone. Right before he does, we see that his finger was on the hook this whole time; he was only pretending to talk to Frank and get a restraining order. The plot, it thickens. RevCam walks over to Felicity and puts on a manly display of aggression by punching the wall. Felicity asks RevCam if Sally really did kill herself. RevCam says that the police don't think so anymore. Felicity doesn't understand why Paul would say that RevCam did it, or what he was looking for on RevCam's computer. RevCam says he doesn't know either; the computer was Sally's and there wasn't much on it, since she never learned how to use it. Because it's 1985, when most people didn't use computers. RevCam says Frank just told him that Paul killed Sally, and the police will be arresting him soon. RevCam offers to let Felicity stay at his house so he can take care of her. Felicity says that sounds just great.
RevCam runs up to his computer, where the "File Transfer Log" is still on the screen. RevCam sits back and chews on his fingers.
It's nighttime in Paul's houseboat, and he's asleep. Suddenly, a huge gun barrel enters the frame, pointed at Paul's face. "Wake up, sleepyhead," singsongs RevCam. Paul wakes up, notices the gun, and inhales sharply. He does not scream, which is what I would have done. RevCam says he just wants to meet the man who stole his wife. Paul gets all indignant and says that he did not steal Sally -- RevCam lost her. This is probably not the right time to argue over semantics, Paul. RevCam asks Paul if he wants to "go play on the computer."
Paul gets shoved into his computer chair with the biggest gun barrel ever still pointed at his face. Hey, how does RevCam keep getting all these unregistered guns, anyway? Does he have, like, a barrel of them back at home? RevCam finds some pictures on Paul's printer of Sally and Paul having sex clandestinely so as not to cause any trouble with the television censors. Paul pulls the "Cheater's File" up on his computer. RevCam says that the first time he saw the pictures of his wife with Paul, he was kind of mad, but then it let him see Sally as a different woman, and he had awesome sex with her. So thanks, Paul, says RevCam, and also, delete the file. Paul does so, but a noise distracts RevCam and allows Paul to attack him. They wrestle around for a while, with RevCam getting a good kick in to Paul's crotch, then wind up on the floor. RevCam is on top of Paul and they're fighting over the gun barrel and where to point it. The gun fires, and we see a splatter of blood fly onto RevCam's flashlight. RevCam and Paul both lie there, panting, so it's difficult to figure out which one of them actually got shot.









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