MONDO EXTRAS

Felicity's doing homework in her bedroom in The Mansion on the Wrong Side of the Tracks. Her mom puts some clothes on a chair and tells her to put them away. Then Mom notices that Felicity has a new necklace. Felicity says that RevCam gave it to her, and Mom says that this is completely out of line, and she'll be returning the necklace to RevCam. I hope she can find time in her busy haggard working mom schedule!

Apparently, she can, because she comes to RevCam's office. He greets her warmly, saying he's really glad to finally meet her and singing her daughter's praises. Mom takes the necklace out of her purse and puts it in RevCam's hand. He apologizes for "loaning" the necklace to Felicity for her upcoming Homecoming dance. Mom tells RevCam to have a permanent nanny hired by the end of the month, because that will be Felicity's last day. Jan Hammer presses a few buttons.

And Felicity and RevCam are naked in bed together. I have to go scrub the image that has just been burned into my retinas out with a Brillo pad, so please excuse me.

Ah, that's better. Thank you for waiting. Anyway, Felicity and RevCam are naked and cuddling. No, no, I'm sorry, I'm going to have to step away again so I can throw up and then shoot myself in the face.

Actually, I don't think I'll ever be able to recap this scene, no matter how many times I kill myself. So I'll just sum it up for you: RevCam gives Felicity back her necklace and tells her he's going to pack up Sally's clothes and give them to charity so they can start their life together. And lots of ominous music plays.

Not surprisingly, it's fallen on Felicity to actually pack everything and take it to the Salvation Army. Felicity does take a little present for herself, though -- a butt-ugly lacy sweater. As she's unloading her car, Frank (man, he's everywhere!) pulls up and compliments Felicity's sweater. Then he whisper-shouts that he liked it on Sally too.