MONDO EXTRAS
RevCam's Secret Past
She enters RevCam's house and calls for him. He doesn't answer. She runs into his office and turns on the computer, then gets ready to do some serious modeming. She doesn't have much luck searching RevCam's computer, probably because all she does is run the cursor over the menu bar a few times and repeatedly push keys that make the error sound. Eventually, RevCam sneaks up behind her and tells her that she smells good. Then he gets her into his "Cheater's File" and asks her if that's what she was looking for. "You killed her!" Felicity says. "Well, of course I did," says RevCam. Congratulations, Felicity! You just signed your own death certificate! RevCam grabs Felicity and throws her on his desk. Then he flips her over and reaches up her skirt. Oh, god. I don't think I'm strong enough for this. It looks like this is the end of my recapping career. Oh, it turns out that RevCam was just trying to get Felicity's pantyhose off so he could tie her hands behind her back with them. Phew! I can throw out my resignation letter to Sars. He tells Felicity, who's spent this whole time crying and whining instead of trying to escape, that she was the best babysitter he ever had, and it's going to be tough to replace her. He walks her out of the office and tosses her into the elevator. She lands on her knees. "That's gotta hurt, huh?" RevCam says, then closes the elevator screen. Hey, RevCam's kind of cool when he's being all evil and not having sex scenes with a nineteen-year-old. He lowers the elevator to between the first and second floor and tells her not to bother pressing any of the buttons -- they don't work. That's quite a design flaw. Then he goes downstairs.
Clair's beach house may be in flames, but her eleventh costume change has survived intact. Firefighters tend to her, and she's doing very well, considering the fact that her house blew up around her. Frank helps her up.
RevCam's in the kitchen. He takes a knife out of well-populated knife block (seriously. The knife block has about thirty knives in it. Who, besides Professional Chef Keckler, needs that many knives?), puts it back, then selects another knife from the block. I guess the other one wasn't pointy enough?
Felicity struggles half-heartedly in the elevator.
RevCam starts trashing his house as he talks to an imaginary Frank about how he was right, and Felicity really was totally crazy and tried to kill him. He starts slashing at the wallpaper to make the scene look convincing, but frankly, I think he's going a little too far. A knocked-over vase? Sure, I'll buy that. Several knife marks in the wall? I'm doubtful.













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