MONDO EXTRAS

RevCam's Secret Past

by Sara M December 29, 2003 10:00 PM

A golf cart drives by, because it's a new scene and we're at a golf club. RevCam walks into the course restaurant and introduces his playing partner, "the once-great Detective O'Keefe," to a nearby waiter. The once-great Detective O'Keefe and RevCam sit at a table. RevCam basks in the glow of golf victory until the once-great Detective O'Keefe changes the subject and asks RevCam what he's getting Sally, his wife, for her birthday. RevCam says he won't tell, because then O'Keefe will tell "Norma," and Norma will tell Sally. All he'll say is that he thinks Sally is going to love it. Yes, getting shot in the face is a pretty great gift. O'Keefe says that Norma always gets depressed on her birthdays. RevCam gets real interested in that, and says that Sally gets depressed too. Detective Brilliant Observation says that he thinks it has something to do with "age." RevCam thinks Sally's depressed and moody because she wants another baby. "Are you guys trying?" O'Keefe asks, way too curious. "Every chance we get," RevCam says. Ew.

Felicity plays dominos with the Bartrand children until Sally walks in, wearing the dress Felicity tried on before. She asks how she looks, because her two young children and their babysitter make excellent fashion consultants. They all agree that she looks great, but they're lying, because that dress be ugly. RevCam runs in with a handful of red roses and apologizes for being late. He takes everyone outside to give Sally her birthday present. Felicity comes too, since paying a babysitter to hang out with the fam makes sense. They all go outside, where's there's a Range Rover with a bow on it. "Do you like it?" RevCam asks. "Does it matter?" Sally says. What an ungrateful bitch! I'm glad she dies later. RevCam asks the kids if they want to take Mommy's new car to dinner. Sally says she made reservations at a fancy restaurant for just the two of them. RevCam says he cancelled them because he thought she would rather go out with her family. Sally says fine, and leaves to change into something more casual. Felicity laughs and probably wonders if she's still going to get paid for babysitting tonight since her charges just went out with their parents.

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