In the garage apartment, Kevin gets ready to go to bed after a long night of cleaning church signs. He asks Lucy to wake him up when she gets back from church. I guess RevCam's little "make them go to church so they won't do it" plan didn't really work. As Lucy turns to go, Kevin asks her who the guy talking to Ruthie outside is. Awesome cop instincts there, Officer Dumbfuck. You see your young sister-in-law talking to a creepy stranger and you just walk right by. It's like you want something bad to happen to her -- oh, I see. Hey, have I mentioned how I kind of like Kevin now? He didn't do anything this whole episode to make me totally hate him, unlike everyone else. I think he took some acting classes over the break, too. Lucy asks what the stranger looks like, and Kevin says he looked about his age, "maybe younger." Um, if by "younger" you mean "about fifteen years older," because Carlos has some wicked crow's feet going on there. Kevin suggests that maybe it's Carlos, to which Lucy's eyes bulge out of her skull and she runs off to be nosy. She runs into Ruthie, who is just getting in the house. "So," Ruthie says, her voice rich with spine-chilling menace, "you've been keeping a little secret from me, huh? Well, I don't like it when people keep secrets from me!" Then she shoots Lucy in the head and tells her nearby underlings to remember this, should they ever decide to keep a secret from her. Or not.
Episode Report CardSara M: B | 760 USERS: B-
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