RevCam walks around the house reading a yellow notepad. I hope it's a draft of his suicide note. He answers the doorbell to two sad people and one Sad Guitar. RevCam says he's surprised to see them, then invites them in. They sit in the CamDen. "I suppose you came here for some reason," RevCam says. No, they probably just knock on people's doors, go into their houses, and sit in their living rooms for the hell of it. The man says that they're going to accept the insurance company's offer. Ah, so they're PaulSmith's parents. Mr. Smith says that they wanted more money before, when they were angry and wanted to punish Simon, but now they don't want to go to court. Lame. Go to court, PaulSmith's parents! Those Camdens are loaded; look at their house! Squeeze every possible dime you can out of them! Sara wants to recap a season of 7th Heaven where the family actually lives like the poor people they purport to be! Mrs. Smith says that PaulSmith should have been wearing a helmet, like they always reminded him to. See, Annie? They did tell him to wear a helmet, so shut your sanctimonious ass up. Actually, where is Annie? Shouldn't she be here for this? Mr. Smith says that their son had bigger problems than flouting motorcycle safety laws, and they need to make sure that those problems don't happen to their remaining son. They offer to pay for the church sign he vandalized, but RevCam says that that's been "taken care of." Mrs. Smith drops the D-bomb and says that the autopsy of their son revealed that he was on "drugs." Not marijuana or cocaine. Just "drugs." That's a pretty non-specific autopsy! Maybe it was performed by a graduate of Crawford Clown College's distinguished pathology program. RevCam is surprised, although you think Det. Michaels would have told him about the autopsy results as soon as possible. Hey, do you think that maybe Det. Michaels and RevCam had some kind of fight over the summer? Think about it: Det. Michaels had to get all the semi-latest CamInfo from Kevin, and RevCam hasn't been kept illegally informed of police business. I want to know more.
Episode Report CardSara M: B | 760 USERS: B-
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