RevCam comes inside the house to resume unpacking the picnic basket, like, how much stuff did they put in there anyway? SamVid enters the room and announces that it requires sustenance in order to function at optimum levels. At this point, I really thought (and hoped) that they were going to smack RevCam over the head with a frying pan and then devour him, thus earning the episode an "A+," but no. RevCam offers them a snack, but they want dinner. Unfortunately, SuperMom is asleep, and she's apparently the only person in the whole wide world who's capable of preparing meals. SamVid frets that Annie will sleep through dinner and into tomorrow. RevCam says that that won't happen, to which SamVid looks at him incredulously. RevCam backpedals and says that Annie only slept through dinner once, and he was able to fashion them some banana sandwiches, so dinner was saved. SamVid is not amused. RevCam gets creeped out enough by his scary children to relent, and offers to drive them to a restaurant. SamVid requests "something gooooood," "in case there's no dinner." Wow, it's really pretty sad that children this young are worried that they won't get dinner tonight. Sounds like Annie spent this summer abusing her kids again.

RevCam leads SamVid outside, where they encounter Simon, who's busy sitting on the fence looking at the ocean. RevCam asks if he wants to join them for food at "Captain Crabby's Crabhouse," which is both the most unoriginal and least appetizing name for a restaurant ever. Simon volunteers to drive. Eric pauses, then takes out his car keys and offers them to Simon. Simon gets all huffy that his dad hesitated, saying that if Eric really thought the accident wasn't Simon's fault, he wouldn't be afraid to let SamVid drive with him. "I wasn't going that fast, Dad," Simon says, "I wasn't going any faster than anyone else. I didn't see him, okay? I didn't see him! He came out of nowhere." Another piece of the "how did the accident happen?" puzzle has been provided, although this wouldn't even be necessary if Brenda had just allowed us to actually see what happened instead of having to hear about it through unexciting expository dialogue. Simon picturesquely walks onto the beach. RevCam stands around looking helpless and pained as Lucy and Kevin enter. They both volunteer to talk to Simon, but RevCam says that he'll do it. Lucy says that RevCam's had too many talks with Simon and he hasn't even had a real vacation. SamVid whines about going to Captain Crabby's, because they're brats. Lucy says that she'll take the twins to Crabby's Crabbing Crab Crabs and Kevin will talk to Simon; RevCam can enjoy his last day of vacation with a nap. Because you can't take naps at home, so that's a worthwhile thing to do on vacation. RevCam agrees. By the way, where are Ruthie and Peter during all this? Shouldn't Rev "All Unmarried Couples Should Be At Least Fifty Feet Away From Each Other At All Times" Cam be trying to piss on their fun parade right about now?