Lucy and Mary show up at a bar which looks suspiciously like the same one Lucy considered having half a beer at back in Glenoak. Officer Pea-Brained Moron walks over to the girls and compliments Lucy on her appearance. Lucy just smiles vacuously. PBM explains that his brother will be arriving shortly to be Mary's dinner date. And there's the brother now. I probably don't need to tell you that the brother in question also happens to be Ben, the hunky firefighter. Gee, what are the odds? Buffalo has a population of over 300,000, yet Mary has to rent out Wilson's old apartment, and now Ben is her blind date? I know it's also statistically unlikely for lightning to strike and kill all four of these losers right now, but that won't stop me from wishing that would happen anyway.

Ben pulls Mary aside to ask her why she's in Buffalo. He arrogantly assumes it's to try to win him back. He tells Mary she's "not mature enough" for a relationship and that she's still hung up on Wilson and Robbie. Mary replies that that's not true, conveniently forgetting that last week she was annoyingly still trying to win Robbie back. Mary tries to convince Ben that she's moving back to Buffalo for some reason other than his presence there, and he tries to scare her off by telling her that he has a girlfriend. Okay, but does his girlfriend know he's out on a blind date right now?

Dopey is with his parents in the CamKitchen, explaining that PC won't talk to him but that she won't go home either, since if she goes home upset, Rabbi Richard will ask her why she's upset and will find out that Dopey gave her a fake, cheap ring. Are you following all this? Don't worry -- you're not missing out on anything. RevCam tries to explain that he'd thought the feelings behind the ring were more important than the ring itself. Dopey replies that PC thinks the fakeness of the ring implies that Matt's feelings are false also. Wow, she's only been a Camden for a few weeks, and already her IQ seems to have diminished by a good fifty points. After Dopey leaves, the CamRents figure out how best to meddle in his problems. Annie says she knows "just the right ring" for PC. Ooh, the suspense. It's killing me.