Lucy gives her sermon about her stupid class. She says it will be about more than abstinence, and that it's only open to girls. Kind of like that movie all the girls had to watch in fifth grade about getting your first period. Lucy says she will get around to talking to the boys, to which the congregation laughs and laughs. There isn't much to entertain Glenoak these days. Lucy says her class reminds her of the woman from "The Song of Solomon," who doesn't have a name, but knows who she is and what she wants. And she doesn't care what anyone thinks about her. Which is completely unlike Lucy. Also, the woman wants a man, but doesn't want to compromise anything to get that man. Lucy says that a lot of teenage girls think that their lives will be perfect if the cute boy asks them out, or they get to be Homecoming Queen, or they have sex. Sure, but I remember when all Lucy cared about was being Homecoming Queen herself, so I hope she's not trying to act like she's above it all now. Lucy says that people make their sense of fulfillment dependent on someone else. And we should all love ourselves, like God wants us to. Lucy starts talking about real passion, and are those black people in the audience? Shouldn't they be at the Hamiltons' church? Lucy ends her sermon by asking everyone, especially the girls, what they really want to do. She tells them that it's important that they not get sidetracked from it. Harry looks bored. Lucy says that sex and relationships can sidetrack you. Interesting. I live in Los Angeles, where sex and relationships actually move your career forward. Lucy tells everyone to go for their passion right now. "God has already equipped us with everything we need to live full and rich lives," she says. Except, you know, the twins. So everyone needs to go out there and take what God has given them and use it. Unless it's their genitalia, in which case, RevCam's got a few chastity belts for sale. They're guaranteed not to rust, and his prices are competitive.