7th Heaven

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Sara M: B+ | 385 USERS: C+
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Racism With a Side of Spying

Annie and Ruthie answer the door to reveal Bobby Tripp and his mom. Mother Tripp is pissed because Bobby told her that the Camdens have been threatening him. Annie says that if Bobby stops teasing Ruthie, things will end. Mother Tripp goes off on some ridiculous rant about how teasing is a part of life and Ruthie needs to get used to it, and maybe Ruthie shouldn't have been "flashing" the entire playground if she didn't want to get teased. Annie starts getting pissed and accuses Bobby of having a "problem" with underwear. More words are exchanged until Patricia comes up and slams the door in the Tripps' faces. Annie and Patricia turn around to see the awful church ladies watching the entire thing. Suddenly, Annie starts moaning and says she thinks she's going into labor. And I've suffered permanent aural and mental damage from having to listen to Annie's labor pains. The women take off, and it turns out that Annie was faking it to get them to leave. Hmm...I'd like to think that most people would stick around and try to help if someone went into labor next to them, but I guess it's different when Annie's the patient.

Nighttime at the CamPound. Matt closes the fridge door to reveal Simon and Ruthie glaring at him. Understandably scared out of his mind, Matt jumps back and prays that Ruthie doesn't kill him. She doesn't, because she needs Matt to make Bobby Tripp apologize to her. Simon and Ruthie explain that they tried to get Mary to do it, but she just got a date with Mark. Then there's a knock at the back door, and it's Bobby. The Camdens go outside to do battle, joined by Mary, who brightly says, "Bobby's here? Did Mark come, too?" Her delivery on that was pretty funny, I'll admit.

Outside, we see that another Tripp boy has entered the ranks: here's Steven, who's in college. Mark's there too, but he and Mary quickly take a seat on a nearby bench. Oops! Now Matt and Steven are flirting about an economics class they share or something. Ruthie does her Xena battle cry, and she and Simon attack Bobby and Darryl. Matt and Steven separate their siblings, and Steven yells at Bobby for teasing Ruthie. Matt yells at Ruthie for kicking Bobby. Matt and Steven say they'll see each other in class on Monday, then separate Mark and Mary, the way weird older brothers tend to do. As everyone's about to go into their respective houses, Steven says that he wishes the CamRents luck on the new kids. "What are they, numbers fourteen and fifteen?" Darryl pipes in with "our dog only had four, and she's a dog!" Mark makes a crack about RevCam being a minister, and that's it.

7th Heaven

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