7th Heaven

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Sara M: C- | 385 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
For Stale By Owner

Lou walks in the office and exchanges some sort of secret handshake with Jeffrey that involves high-fives and fist pounds. Lame! Lou tells Chandler that RevCam just left after finding out that he couldn't afford the church's million-dollar mansion. I would have loved to see the scene where Lou crapped on Eric's dreams. Chandler asks to talk to Lou in private, and tells Jeffrey to draw or something. Jeffrey tells Chandler to hurry up because he's "easily bored." So am I, not like that's ever stopped anyone on this show.

A disgruntled waitress walks up and offers Julie and Vic more coffee. Vic asks her if she likes having customers like them. Waitress says it's a real fucking pleasure to have people seated at one of her tables for four hours who order nothing but constant refills of coffee. Six, to be exact. Wow, I'm surprised those two haven't launched right out of their seats with that much caffeine in their systems. Vic tells Waitress that both she and her coffee are bitter. Then he notices two dorky thirteen-year-olds spying on him from behind the fake bushes. He summons them to the table and introduces Peter to Julie, although no introductions are needed, since Julie's apparently met Peter before. Julie introduces Ruthie to Vic, who says that he and Ruthie go back "a long way." "My dad is Aunt Julie's brother," Ruthie says, even though everyone's obviously figured that out already. Shut up, Ruthie. The adults clear up that they are not dating, just having a post-AA-meeting meeting. Peter says he must have gotten his snooping habit from Ruthie, to which Ruthie gives him a sarcastic laugh and eye-roll that's probably the most convincing acting she's ever done. Although I have to imagine that Mackenzie Rosman has perfected that move after years of reading the lines she's supposed to say. Vic tells Peter that he needs to trust him. To not date married women? He leaves to take the kids home. Julie leaves the table, too. No one pays for the coffee; nor do they leave a tip. That waitress is going to hunt them down and kill them.

7th Heaven

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