RevCam accosts Simon in the hall and asks about his date with Deena. Simon bitches about the fact that Matt's driving instead of Robbie. RevCam gently scolds Simon for not respecting Robbie's privacy. Robbie comes out of the bathroom, and the three guys awkwardly say "hi" to each other. Then Robbie runs off and Simon gets on RevCam for not questioning Robbie about his date. Simon doesn't think they should let Robbie date anyone when Mary still has feelings for him. Whatever. Why do they care about Mary's feelings after they exiled her to Buffalo?
RevCam goes to the nursery to dress the twins for their party. In her big ol' dominatrix boots, Ruthie asks her dad if Mary's dating anyone. RevCam doesn't know. Ruthie takes that as a yes and runs out the door.
Annie answers the phone. It's Mary. How many freaking phone scenes is Jessica Biel going to do? Annie tells Matt to take the phone to Robbie. Matt runs upstairs with Simon and Ruthie right behind him. They catch Robbie greasing back his hair for the big night. Ruthie compliments Robbie as Matt stands there with the phone, and you realize they're going to do the forgotten-phone gag again. It actually worked the first time, and it was almost funny. That's why they have to beat it into the ground now. In response to numerous nosy questions, Robbie explains that he's going to a semi-expensive restaurant at which his date made reservations. Ruthie tells him that Mary's dating someone. Robbie uptightly tells the CamSpawn that he's going downstairs to help Annie with the party. Ruthie expounds on her theory about Mary's date. "Hello! Hello! I'm still here and I wanna know who Robbie's going out with! Put him on the phone!" Mary whines. Matt hangs up on her.
The three CamBrats and Annie run into the nursery and ask RevCam whom Mary's dating. He says that The Colonel thinks Mary may be interested in some guy volunteering at some homeless shelter. Annie goes off on him for not telling her sooner. Then she catches sight of the twins and asks, "What are they wearing?" "Clean clothes," RevCam answers. One of the twins sports orange suspenders. "They would have looked better in their birthday suits," says Ruthie. "Well, I don't see any of YOU bothering to help me!" RevCam spits, arms crossed in front of his chest. "I work my taut, tan ASS off for you people and what does it get me? That's right -- ab-so-LUTE-ly NOTHING!" Matt ushers his siblings out of the room. RevCam calls after them, "Ruthie, bring Daddy his Stoli!" Except that none of that actually happens. The kids leave, and RevCam offers to call Mary and ask who she's dating. In her black leather bustier and spiked wristbands, Annie tells him to go downstairs and find out about who Robbie's dating instead. Robbie walks in and tells the CamRents that he doesn't want to talk about his date, and that Mary's interested in a guy but not actually dating him yet. He humbly stomps off, and the CamRents say, "D'oh!"