John returns from his walk and Matt hurriedly takes off. Priscilla's big news: she was married once before. It was the summer after graduation, and it was annulled. Priscilla's worried that John will hate her for this. John is all smiles as he informs her that his own mother was married for a year once to a man who wasn't his dad. There's a big comic argument in which Priscilla gets mad at John for not telling her about his mother sooner. Robbie knocks on the door and says he's looking for Matt. Priscilla shuts the door in his face and tells John that she loves him. They kiss, and Robbie takes off. Yes -- previous marriages are always cute, as long as they're annulled and not ended in sinful divorce.

The three losers -- Matt, Simon, and Ruthie -- sit in the kitchen, picking at the last of the cake. Suddenly, a black horse opens the top of the kitchen door with its nose, just like Mr. Ed used to do. "Cool!" says Ruthie. Burt walks in wearing a suit and carrying a riding helmet. It turns out that he just pretended to be sick in order to buy time to set up this special surprise for Ruthie. The horse is from his uncle's stable and blah blah blah. Ruthie doesn't even thank Burt -- she just wants to ride the horse. Poor Burt. He deserves someone who will love him as much as I love the lead singer of Pavement. He and Ruthie leave, and then Deena comes in. She missed being friends with Simon. He takes her out back to talk, leaving Matt alone. Robbie comes in and says, "You know that Ruthie and some kid in a suit are riding a horse down the street?" "Shut up and kiss me," says Matt in reply. Just kidding. Matt asks whom Robbie went out with, and then guesses that it was Cheryl. Robbie confesses that he's hopelessly in love with Mary. "Good," says Matt, as if he's not totally jealous. Robbie gives Matt Cheryl's friend's number. Matt dials the phone like a desperate dog. He starts to leave Cheryl's friend a message, but then she picks up the phone. Matt is smug.

RevCam leads a blindfolded Annie into the living room. Ew. Leave that stuff upstairs, people. The twins are on the couch. Eric's big surprise is some old home movies of Annie's dead mother babysitting the twins. Annie is touched. I'm still hungry. Is the show almost over?