Simon is at his locker when an extra walks up to him and calls him "Virgin Camden." Have we ever seen this kid before? I don't think so. Exposition Boy explains that Sasha's mother has been telling other mothers that Simon is a virgin. His narration complete, Exposition Boy leaves. Hey, it was some quick and dirty cash while he's waiting to hear back from that Sunny D commercial audition. We all do things we're not so proud of sometimes. It's not like he'll ever be on the show again or anything.

John accosts Matt down at the hospital. It will come as no great surprise that he's harassing the Dopester about the Big Secret. Honestly, John really, really needs to get a life. John informs Dopey that Priscilla -- whom the producers couldn't afford to bring on this week -- has guessed that Matt is dating Cheryl. When Matt asks John why he even mentioned anything to Priscilla, John says, "I told you, we tell each other everything." Except he says this like it's a good thing, rather than the misguided crap that it, in fact, is. John redeems himself slightly, however, by refusing to be the go-between who tells Robbie about Matt and Cheryl.

The doorbell rings at the CamPound. For once, no one just happens to be walking past the door at that exact same moment. In fact, Annie goes to the extra bother of checking to see who it is before she opens the door. Oh hey, it's Serena! She cracks me up, so I'm happy enough to see her. Annie obviously doesn't feel the same way, though, if her gargoyle expression is anything to go by. Serena launches into a lengthy apology, saying that she knows Annie must be upset about her spending time with RevCam. It's kind of insulting, actually, and if some women said that stuff to me, I'd be put off too -- especially when Serena uses the word "jealous." I can't blame Annie for doing a slow burn during Serena's speech, but I have to laugh when SuperMom piously claims that she doesn't get involved in her husband's business. Serena recognizes this for the bullshit that it is and calls her on it. Annie just fake-apologizes and shuts the door on Serena. To be honest, I have no sympathy for anyone involved.