Kevin runs in, his arms filled with books. Well, he has one book and a notebook. I guess that's enough to write term papers these days. It wasn't when I was in school and regularly used at least twenty books for my papers, but then I did major in such reading-intensive fields as Film Studies. Kevin asks everyone to wish him luck while he tries to talk "some sense into [his] crazy wife." Annie gives him a sarcastic thumbs-up. Sam gives him a genuine thumbs-up because he never gets the joke. RevCam just looks confused because he thought Annie was his wife, not Kevin's. "You missed a few things while you were napping at the office," Annie says to her husband. Then she blinks several times in rapid succession just to be a total bitch about it.
Kevin enters the bedroom and tells Lucy that she's right about everything. "I am?" says Lucy, and it's a little pathetic how surprised she is by that. Kevin says he thinks that if Lucy doesn't finish her paper and graduate now, she may never have the chance to do it. He says he can't live with his wife not graduating so she's going to finish her paper. "Look at me!" Lucy snarls, "I can't!" Again, I don't understand how being pregnant makes one unable to write a paper. Kevin says she will because he will help her. And just so there's no confusion about it, he says, "I, Kevin Kinkirk, your husband, I'm going to help you complete your lifelong goal." He keeps going about how hard Lucy worked to finish and all, and while you have to give George Stults credit because I really do think he's trying, he's not a very good actor. Kevin tells Lucy that her only two options right now are finishing the paper herself, or him doing it for her and the paper sucking really bad.
Martin comes home and announces that he will be skipping dinner tonight. Annie and RevCam futilely try to conceal their complete lack of disappointment about this.
After Martin leaves, Ruthie appears in the kitchen and says she needs to talk to RevCam "alone." They move to the dining room and she says she has "guilty knowledge" about Martin. "How guilty?" asks RevCam. Ewwww. Before Ruthie can tell him, the doorbell rings and RevCam leaves to answer it, because Annie is apparently incapable of doing so. I guess she's just exhausted from those three times she had to run up the stairs today.