7th Heaven

Episode Report Card
Cate: C | 297 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
We Do

The arrivals are Asslee and Peter. How exciting! Simon starts making out with wobble-headed Asslee right there and then, which is pretty damn rude, even for a Camden. Doesn't he know he should be doing this on one of the living room couches so everyone can be more comfortable as they watch? It's also customary to provide light refreshments for the onlookers, I believe. Peter is trying to tell Ruthie how nice she looks, but I'm having a hard time hearing it over the laughter that filled my home when Peter actually called Ruthie "honey." Hell, even the bunny is laughing.

Down at the church, Lucy has taken out her curlers to reveal her special wedding-day 'do. It looks exactly like her everyday 'do. I would have thought those rollers would have at least imparted a little volume or something, but nope. Oh, well. Lucy is also suffering from doubts about whether she wants to marry the freak-ass T-1000. She wonders if she should wait until she's finished college and has some money of her own. Well, fucking duh. Annie, however, looks scared that Lucy will cancel the wedding and somehow jeopardize RevCam's return to the church. Who cares if her daughter ends up at the women's shelter next week when abusive Kevin finally snaps? As long as Eric's back at church, that's all we need to care about.

7th Heaven

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP