The trip down memory lane is interrupted by the ringing of the telephone -- and the arrival of Thing One and Thing Two, who should never, ever, ever be allowed to answer the phone. Naturally, they do it in unison, and, quite frankly, if I were calling the Camdens for some reason -- I know, suspend your disbelief for a second -- and heard the twins answer the phone like that, I'd hang right up and call NASA to report an alien invasion. The caller is Mary, and for some reason, she stays on the line. She thinks that she will make it to the church on time, and she's also bringing a surprise guest. Oh, right -- that would be Dopey, I'm sure. Oops, I probably shouldn't spoil the "surprise" for both the viewers who didn't see that coming from two thousand miles away. Annie claims that it's totally fine for Mary to bring an unexpected guest at the very last minute. Yeah, that's right. Who cares how much advance notice those damn caterers need to, you know, buy and prepare food and stuff. As Annie puts down the phone, she closes her eyes for a while. I think it's supposed to connote happiness, but it looks more like she's fallen asleep. Her and a large percentage of the audience, no doubt.
Episode Report CardCate: C | 297 USERS: C+
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