The Revster hears the front door close, and wanders out to investigate. He finds Matt and Richard sneaking up the stairs. When RevCam catches them, they freeze. Richard denies that they were sneaking around, saying that they were just being quiet so as not to wake anyone up. RevCam points out that it's 6:45. So what? Doesn't Annie sleep, like, all the time now? Matt says that he needs to talk to Eric and Annie. Richard decides that he, too, should be allowed into this conversation, then rambles on for a while about how many other people should be involved in the conversation.
Back from commercials, we see that Richard, Annie, RevCam, and Matt have deemed the Hello Kitty room the best place in the house to have a conversation of such gravity and importance. Matt tells them about how he's been feeling "exhausted, and defeated, and depressed" lately, and he needs to make some changes in his life. Then Richard starts talking, so I fast-forward. When Matt gets to speak again, he reveals that he is dropping out of medical school. Annie and Eric look, as you would expect, upset, although it's difficult to tell what Annie feels since her reaction close-up seems to have been shot through a jar of Vaseline. RevCam asks Matt what happened; he says that PC left him. Richard starts talking again, saying that Matt and PC can't break up because of the adverse effect it would have on his relationship with the Camdens, because Matt and PC's marriage is all about him. Finally, he gets up to leave, announcing that he and Conehead love Matt and want him to stay in school and graduate, and they want their daughter to stay with him. No one is paying attention to him anymore, though, so he leaves.