"I can't believe he's talking to Mom and Dad!" nosy-ass Lucy is telling Mary on the stairs. "How cool is that?" Mary wants to know. Then she makes a weird breast-stroke-looking gesture and asks if she looks different. No, Mary. You look just as sloppy as you always do picking up trash at the park. Lucy gives her sister an up-and-down assessment that seems to indicate that Mary's looking rather tasty. Mary thinks she should look different because for the first time in her life, really truly in love, blah blah.

Mary hauls ass down the stairs just in time to see the CamRents coming in and closing the front door. She tells them some crap about how honest and sincere Robbie is, and RevCam says he thinks they're gonna need some time on this one. Mary's makeup is several shades darker and orange-er than her neck, so she says "yeah" and runs back up the stairs. The CamRents grimace and huddle together for warmth in the cold light of the cruel, cruel world.

At Chickenhead's pad, Matt doesn't want coffee. He wants to know what his dad knows that he doesn't. Shana goes "Gulp!" and then says, "I've been accepted to NYU for pre-med and classes start in January." Guess what Dopey says. He says, "NYU as in New York?" No, dumb ass. NYU as in Nasty Yellow Underwear. I think that, just to be sure, he should also ask if she means med as in medical and January as in the month. While they haggle about it, Shana points out that Jonas Salk went to NYU. Um, so? ["Yeah, really. Mr. Stupidhead goes there, and look what happened to him. Heh, just kidding." -- Sars] Matt says that he bet Jonas Salk told his girlfriend about it before he went. Ooh, busted! Baby, CRUNCH! "Can't we talk about this?" begs Chickenhead. Matt gestures with his index finger exactly as his father would and says it's too late for that. Then he grabs his vinyl jacket and runs out into the night with his saggy-booty Levi's all sad.