Down in the kitchen, Matt is aGAIN eating the CamFam's food while StuporMom just stands around doing a housewifely chore. RevCam walks in and tells her, "You know, the stray dog won't go away if you keep feeding him." That was kind of funny. StuporMom thinks so, too, and she giggles. Here's some more comic relief for you. Matt asks Daddy Cam, "Does Mom ever kiss funny when something's up?" Before asking this, though, he pulls RevCam aside so that they are standing six feet away from Annie instead of five. "Why, did she just kiss you?" RevCam wants to know. Annie turns and giggles again. In fact, I think it was the same piece of film they used the first time. Matt explains that Shana's been kissing funny. RevCam is holding a black bible with a pen and a yellow piece of paper in it. He listens as Matt says that Shana's kissing better than ever before, as if she's guilty, sad, or saying goodbye. Okay, whatever, Matt Partridge. Annie eavesdrops feverishly as RevCam lays some line on Matt about youth, love, and things happening. Matt is annoyed by this cliché and peels out. Annie gives RevCam her trademark ugly look and asks, "What things can happen?" Daddy Cam plays with the carrot stick in his mouth instead of answering.
Mary is on her way to one room or another in the CamPound when RevCam accosts her and asks if she wants to tell him anything. Mary says, "Not really," and tries to leave, but Daddy Cam tosses her a mini-guilt trip about lying by omission. His shirt is open enough at the top to show some chest fuzz. Reverend Camden, please. You know the stomach flu's been going around. Mary elects not to go on the guilt trip and she tells her dad that there's a guy at community service, but they aren't "seeing" each other because doing community service together can hardly be considered "seeing someone." Okay, Mary, but you do realize you can still get pregnant if you kiss him on the mouth at night time, right? Mary goes on to ask her father why punishment always has to be a bad thing. RevCam acts like he's considering the question, and then he's all Mr. Sarcastic, "Because, uh, it's punishment?" Then he wants to know if this Robbie Palmer has a name. Why, yes, he has a wonderful name! It's Robbie Palmer -- sigh! Now Mary has to go or she'll be late in all her orange eye shadow, so she kisses RevCam and leaves him there making his goofy faces.