90210

Honesty Is the Worst Policy

To Thine Own Self Be True - Naomi realizes that a.) she's still hung up on Liam and b.) people's lies and manipulations actually affect others. This second epiphany will come in handy soon, since the plan to take down Jen continues lurching forward. Silver urges Kelly to make eleventh-hour amends with Jackie. And Navid's mission to bring down Kris Jr. takes hold during a Meet the Parents with the Wilsons, reaping dangerous consequences for Navid.

Quiet Before the Storm

A Trip to the Moon - Dixon learns the truth about DJ Hottie. Navid investigates Kris Jr. and learns the truth about AAdrianna's relapse. Silver learns how truly awesome her birthday parties would have been if her mom hadn't been drunk all those years. Liam finally tells the truth about Jen. Annie, however, seems immune to truth and only dives deeper into delusion.

Gone Baby Gone

Women's Intuition - Dixon is a baby daddy no more. Liam realizes, with some delight, that Ivy has girl parts. Annie proves useless in every way when she believes, then dismisses speculation. Broken-hearted AAdrianna teeters on the verge of relapse. Matthews and Jen become exclusive. Shiver.

Candy Asses

Unmasked - Liam finds a new trick in his new surf team teammate, Ivy. Naomi treats herself to a promising relationship for once. Annie isn't yet spooked by Kris Jr., though everyone else is. Silver's spirit is broken a bit by her new role as caretaker. And Dixon is going to be haunted for years (I'd say about 18) by his entanglement with DJ Hottie.

Something Smells Fishy

Wild Alaskan Salmon - Naomi makes another donation to the Twisted Sister Foundation. AAdrianna overestimates Teddy and effs things up royally with Navid. Date Rape Mark's irrepressible sleaze solidifies Annie's bond with Kris Jr. Silver fulfills Jackie's dying wish, much to Kelly's chagrin. And Harry ropes Matthews into some tragically unhip male bonding.

Scripted Drama

Environmental Hazards - Relationships rise and fall and rise again. Navid basks in the high of his first boot-knockin'. AAdrianna struggles with feelings for Teddy. Liam gives up on Naomi. Silver drops Jackie like a hot potato. Dixon tries to rebuild his house of cards with DJ Hottie. And Annie flirts with disaster.

Falsies

The Porn King - Dixon masquerades as a porn king. Navid and AAdrianna do it. Teddy is a real dick. Liam wants to finish it with Jen already. Silver gets her panties in a twist about homeless rights… or something. And Annie gets up close and personal with the nephew of her manslaughter victim.

Yacht-a, Yacht-a, Yacht-a

Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat - Annie forms an unholy alliance with Date Rape Mark to take Naomi's title as HBIC. Dixon lies his way into the pants of a skeezer. Teddy continues to insinuate himself into the lives of others.

Sub-Text

To Sext or Not To Sext - Jen continues to be a conniving skag, wreaking extra-bonus havoc by starting the domino effect that is Annie's world crashing around her. Dixon moves on. Navid asses out.

Summer Winners, Summer Losers

To New Beginnings! - The kids pat themselves on the back and cheers to a new beginning free of drama, totally unaware that they're still mired in the same old crap that plagued them last year. Now with more sexting and manslaughter!

Spoilers and Spoiler Discussion: Enter the Vicious Circle

1-2: "The Jet Set" 2008.09.02

1-1: "We're Not in Kansas Anymore" 2008.09.02

90210 in the Media: We've Got Your Gossip Girl Right Here

1-3: "Lucky Strike" 2008.09.09

1-4: "The Bubble" 2008.09.16

1-24: "One Party Can Ruin Your Whole Summer" 2009.05.19

1-7: "Hollywood Forever" 2008.10.07

1-5: "Wide Awake and Dreaming" 2008.09.23

1-6: "Model Behavior" 2008.09.30