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Blue Naomi - Previously: Scuzzin' Emily slowly but surely insinuated her Single White Female self into Annie's life and succeeded in pushing Annie over the edge, Lifetime movie styles. Ivy joined the cast of Reefer Madness. And AAdrianna set her sights on...

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Hell to the Na'vi

Blue Naomi - Annie, with Liam's help, finally schools Emily. Welcome to Tricky Bitch 101, Scuzzin'. Naomi gets Avatar'd and convinces nerdy-sexy Max to give her a shot. Dixon is distracted by Snoop Dogg's siren sizzle and blows a client meeting for Shirazi Studios. Ivy's life goes up in smoke. And AAdrianna exacts cruel revenge after trapping Silver into confessing to her affair with Navid.

02.28.2011 A-

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Emily the Deranged

It’s High Time - AAdrianna moves forward with her reality show and discovers Silver's betrayal. Emily picks up the pace on Operation: Annie-mosity. Naomi gives in to temptation of the dweeb variety. Ivy meets her stoner soul mate. And the guys take Teddy out for a gay old night on the town.

02.21.2011
02.23.2011
C

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3-15
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Video Killed the Reality Star

Revenge with the Nerd - AAdrianna shoots a reality TV show. Emily turns Annie's life into an alternate reality. Navid ignores reality as he tries to remake his kiddie porn dad's film studios. And Naomi is slapped in the face by the reality that she's in love with a nerd.

02.14.2011
02.18.2011
C-

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3-14
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Namaste, Bitches

All About a Boy - Naomi joins a cult and gives up a healthy chunk of her earthly wealth in the process. And Teddy comes out of the closet.

02.07.2011
02.08.2011
B-

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3-12
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Knives to the Neck, Knives in the Back

Liars - Naomi and Silver fend off Cannon's advances for good. AAdrianna is simultaneously on the verge of a breakdown and a break-up. Teddy lets Dixon into his circle of trust. And Annie is stuck in a love triangle.

01.24.2011
01.26.2011
C

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3-11
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A Blueberry Brazilian Christmas

Holiday Madness - AAdrianna's overblown ego puts the final nail in her own coffin. Teddy admits his feelings for Ian and inches closer to coming out. Ivy reconciles with MILF. Annie rekindles the spark with Liam. And not all the good deeds in the world will save Naomi from the return of Cannon.

12.06.2010
12.08.2010
B

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3-10
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Hula Hell Do You Think You Are?

Best Lei’d Plans - AAdrianna continues pushing her "non-famous" friends away with her engorging ego. Navid admits he has feelings for Silver. Debbie and Naomi both try, and fail, at dating. And Teddy finally admits he's not that confused after all.

11.29.2010
11.30.2010
C

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The Fame Monster

They’re Playing Her Song - AAdrianna's fame continues to push Navid away -- and toward Silver. Annie fails to seduce her new man. Debbie and Matthews have an impromptu tryst. Teddy inches closer toward the closet door.

11.15.2010
11.16.2010
C

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Parental Misguidance

Mother Dearest - Jen is the world's worst mother. Debbie earns new respect from her kids. Navid loses all respect for his dad. Ivy and Naomi exact minor revenge on Ausscar. And AAdrianna turns the tables on Sleazy Victor.

11.08.2010
11.09.2010
B

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3-7
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Undie Ruse

I See London, I See France… - Naomi's case against Cannon is fully loaded, then blown. Ausscar proves surprisingly pivotal. Teddy is still every kind of dysfunctional. Liam lugs around purses. Good guy Navid makes an incriminating discovery about his father's hiring practices.

11.01.2010
11.03.2010
B

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I Like Boys Who Wear Abercrombie & Fitch

How Much Is That Liam in the Window - Liam gets a job modeling and being an errand boy... but at least it isn't porn or prostitution, right? Also, Ausscar finally accomplishes his mission.

10.25.2010
10.27.2010
C+

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3-5
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Gutter, Balls

Catch Me If You Cannon - Silver leads the charge on a thoroughly ill-formed attempt to incriminate Cannon. Debbie gets a job as a glorified nanny for Jen, whose demon spawn finally walks among us. Annie ix-nays the egg harvesting. Teddy no-homos his way through detention. And Dixon finds out he doesn't have HIV just in time for Ivy to cash in her V-card to Ausscar.

10.11.2010
10.12.2010
B

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Fire Crotches

The Bachelors - Silver plans a breast cancer benefit, wherein all the guys dance around in fireman costumes and Teddy lays the groundwork for hate-crime charges. Annie and Liam continue their soul assassination tango (the souls in question being ours). AAdrianna gets blackmailed. And Dixon books an appointment at the free clinic.

10.04.2010
10.05.2010
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Swing-a-Ding-Ding

2021 Vision - Annie thinks her bosses are swingers, Dixon thinks Ivy is a virgin, AAdrianna thinks she can get away with grand theft Auto-Tune, Teddy thinks he is straight, and Silver thinks Cannon isn't a rapist. All are wrong.

09.27.2010
09.28.2010
D-

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Inherit the Windbag

Age of Inheritance - Naomi spends money and lies like there's no tomorrow, losing all her friends and credibility along the way. Silver falls into Cannon's clutches. Ausscar weasels his way into Ivy's heart. Matthews secures legal documentation proving he is marginally less pathetic than Jen. And Annie fends off the advances of two men.

09.20.2010
09.21.2010
C-

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Senior Slump

Senior Year, Baby - An earthquake shakes up things at West Bev. Naomi thinks slutty behavior will erase her post-rape shame, Teddy is similarly reckless after an injury halts his tennis career, AAdrianna thinks thievery will erase her lack of talent and Annie thinks verbal diarrhea will make her stand out in an internship interview.

09.13.2010
09.14.2010
C

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Boatloads of Trouble

Confessions - As the school year ends, so do Naomi and Liam; Harry and Debbie, and firebombing Jasper. But as the summer begins, so do revived relationships between Navid and AAdrianna; Teddy and Silver; Dixon and Ivy; Naomi and comeuppance; Annie and honesty, and Matthews and his blooming alcoholism.

05.18.2010
05.19.2010
B+

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2-21
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Heave-ianna

Javianna - AAdrianna double-rebounds with a cheap, yet famous knock-off of Navid. Silver sacrifices herself to save Teddy's love for tennis. Naomi is a walking prop gag for poor people, not to mention a brat who is driving her boyfriend into the arms of Annie. Shudder. And Dixon's plans to go to Australia with Ivy drive yet another wedge between Debbie and Harry.

05.11.2010
05.13.2010
B

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Champs & Chumps

Meet the Parent - Silver fails to impress Spence Montgomery, yet wins Teddy's love. Naomi chases her tail the whole episode and still manages to tip her hand to Jen. Liam's dad screws him big-time. Harry and Debbie's broken relationship sets the stage for their kids' courtships. Navid realizes he still loves AAdrianna about 2 minutes and 30 seconds too late. And Matthews stumbles around drunk on a pier.

05.04.2010
05.05.2010
C

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Getting Testy

Multiple Choices - Naomi makes good for her Cannon cock-up and reconciles with Liam, but her victory is short-lived because Jen returns with righteous anger intact. Dixon's gambling gets him in over his head. Silver and Teddy are on the rocks for pretty much no reason. And Debbie and Harry inch closer to divorce.

04.28.2010
04.29.2010
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The Unraveling

Another Another Chance - AAdrianna's burgeoning career causes strife in the gayborhood. Naomi joins Annie in self-created social pariah-hood. And Dixon decides he wants to romance Ivy for real. Having been harshly (and I mean harshly) rebuffed by Liam, Ivy's desperate enough to play along. And speaking of desperate, Matthews loiters in the background some.

04.13.2010
04.15.2010
C

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Falling for It

Sweaty Palms and Weak Knees - Naomi gets trapped in a web of her own lies and brings Liam down with her. After Jasper survives his self-created downfall, he promises not to fink on Annie. Dixon and Ivy wrongly believe fake dating will raise their stock. AAdrianna comes out at a band gig about her dalliance with RuWill. And Teddy proves he knows Silver better than she thinks.

04.06.2010
04.07.2010
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Taking the Plunge

Clark Raving Mad - Everyone takes a leap: AAdrianna into a bold, new sexuality. Liam into domesticity with Naomi. Naomi into a lie that could have serious ramifications. Dixon into a revived relationship with his bio-mom. And Jasper into Topanga Canyon.

03.30.2010
03.31.2010
C-

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Band of Smothers

What’s Past Is Prologue - Dixon reunites with his bio-mom. Silver goes crazy girlfriend on Teddy, which -- shocker -- doesn't really sell him on monogamy. AAdrianna and Navid both seek ways to get over each other. And Annie finds out Jasper's even more of a whackjob than she thought. That's saying a lot.

03.23.2010
03.24.2010
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Sisters Are Doing It for Themselves

Girl Fight - Annie calls Jasper's bluff. Dixon admits his lies to Silver and Teddy, freeing them to give it a go. Naomi (and Liam) learns that she's 100x better just being herself. Wow, never thought I'd say that.

03.16.2010
03.17.2010
B

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The Rat Pack

Rats and Heroes - The kids return from winter break variously moving on from or further entrapped in their Winter Wonderland quandaries. Happy couple Liam and Naomi have nothing in common. Navid epically fails at orchestrating a drug bust, thus allowing Jasper to sink his claws deeper into Annie. Teddy whores it up to get over Silver, even though she decided to give him a shot rather than return to Dixon. This backfires, sending Silver into Dixon's arms.

03.09.2010
03.10.2010
C

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2-12
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Snow Falling on Seethers

Winter Wonderland - AAdrianna makes good. Silver treats Teddy pretty bad. Naomi and Liam make up -- and out. Annie finally gets her head out of her own ass long enough to see Kris Jr. for the crazy pusher he really is -- only to have him pull out the ultimate sociopath trump card. The whole "Annie killed my hobo uncle" thing? He knows!

12.08.2009
12.09.2009
B

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Whores & Phony Show

And Away They Go! - Operation: Jen Is Juiced finally sees its completion. Silver and Teddy tighten their "We have dead moms" bond. Annie proves about as good at being sneaky as she is at swerving around homeless men. And hospital-bound Navid searches his memory for the soap opera villain who attacked him last week.

12.01.2009
12.03.2009
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Honesty Is the Worst Policy

To Thine Own Self Be True - Naomi realizes that a.) she's still hung up on Liam and b.) people's lies and manipulations actually affect others. This second epiphany will come in handy soon, since the plan to take down Jen continues lurching forward. Silver urges Kelly to make eleventh-hour amends with Jackie. And Navid's mission to bring down Kris Jr. takes hold during a Meet the Parents with the Wilsons, reaping dangerous consequences for Navid.

11.17.2009
11.18.2009
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Quiet Before the Storm

A Trip to the Moon - Dixon learns the truth about DJ Hottie. Navid investigates Kris Jr. and learns the truth about AAdrianna's relapse. Silver learns how truly awesome her birthday parties would have been if her mom hadn't been drunk all those years. Liam finally tells the truth about Jen. Annie, however, seems immune to truth and only dives deeper into delusion.

11.10.2009
11.12.2009
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Gone Baby Gone

Women’s Intuition - Dixon is a baby daddy no more. Liam realizes, with some delight, that Ivy has girl parts. Annie proves useless in every way when she believes, then dismisses speculation. Broken-hearted AAdrianna teeters on the verge of relapse. Matthews and Jen become exclusive. Shiver.

11.03.2009
11.05.2009
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Candy Asses

Unmasked - Liam finds a new trick in his new surf team teammate, Ivy. Naomi treats herself to a promising relationship for once. Annie isn't yet spooked by Kris Jr., though everyone else is. Silver's spirit is broken a bit by her new role as caretaker. And Dixon is going to be haunted for years (I'd say about 18) by his entanglement with DJ Hottie.

10.20.2009
10.22.2009
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Something Smells Fishy

Wild Alaskan Salmon - Naomi makes another donation to the Twisted Sister Foundation. AAdrianna overestimates Teddy and effs things up royally with Navid. Date Rape Mark's irrepressible sleaze solidifies Annie's bond with Kris Jr. Silver fulfills Jackie's dying wish, much to Kelly's chagrin. And Harry ropes Matthews into some tragically unhip male bonding.

10.13.2009
10.14.2009
B

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Scripted Drama

Environmental Hazards - Relationships rise and fall and rise again. Navid basks in the high of his first boot-knockin'. AAdrianna struggles with feelings for Teddy. Liam gives up on Naomi. Silver drops Jackie like a hot potato. Dixon tries to rebuild his house of cards with DJ Hottie. And Annie flirts with disaster.

10.06.2009
10.08.2009
D

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