90210

Hell to the Na'vi

By Lady Lola | Aired on 02.28.2011

Blue Naomi - Previously: Scuzzin' Emily slowly but surely insinuated her Single White Female self into Annie's life and succeeded in pushing Annie over the edge, Lifetime movie styles. Ivy joined the cast of Reefer Madness. And AAdrianna set her sights on...

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3-17 Weecap	Hell to the Na'vi Blue Naomi - Annie, with Liam's help, finally schools Emily. Welcome to Tricky Bitch 101, Scuzzin'. Naomi gets Avatar'd and convinces nerdy-sexy Max to give her a shot. Dixon is distracted by Snoop Dogg's siren sizzle and blows a client meeting for Shirazi Studios. Ivy's life goes up in smoke. And AAdrianna exacts cruel revenge after trapping Silver into confessing to her affair with Navid.	02.28.2011	A-	Lady Lola
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
3-16 Weecap	Emily the Deranged It's High Time - AAdrianna moves forward with her reality show and discovers Silver's betrayal. Emily picks up the pace on Operation: Annie-mosity. Naomi gives in to temptation of the dweeb variety. Ivy meets her stoner soul mate. And the guys take Teddy out for a gay old night on the town.	02.21.2011 02.23.2011	C	Lady Lola
3-15 Weecap	Video Killed the Reality Star Revenge with the Nerd - AAdrianna shoots a reality TV show. Emily turns Annie's life into an alternate reality. Navid ignores reality as he tries to remake his kiddie porn dad's film studios. And Naomi is slapped in the face by the reality that she's in love with a nerd.	02.14.2011 02.18.2011	C-	Lady Lola
3-14 Recaplet	Namaste, Bitches All About a Boy - Naomi joins a cult and gives up a healthy chunk of her earthly wealth in the process. And Teddy comes out of the closet.	02.07.2011 02.08.2011	B-	Angel Cohn
3-12 Weecap	Knives to the Neck, Knives in the Back Liars - Naomi and Silver fend off Cannon's advances for good. AAdrianna is simultaneously on the verge of a breakdown and a break-up. Teddy lets Dixon into his circle of trust. And Annie is stuck in a love triangle.	01.24.2011 01.26.2011	C	Lady Lola
3-11 Weecap	A Blueberry Brazilian Christmas Holiday Madness - AAdrianna's overblown ego puts the final nail in her own coffin. Teddy admits his feelings for Ian and inches closer to coming out. Ivy reconciles with MILF. Annie rekindles the spark with Liam. And not all the good deeds in the world will save Naomi from the return of Cannon.	12.06.2010 12.08.2010	B	Lady Lola
3-10 Weecap	Hula Hell Do You Think You Are? Best Lei'd Plans - AAdrianna continues pushing her "non-famous" friends away with her engorging ego. Navid admits he has feelings for Silver. Debbie and Naomi both try, and fail, at dating. And Teddy finally admits he's not that confused after all.	11.29.2010 11.30.2010	C	Lady Lola
3-9 Weecap	The Fame Monster They're Playing Her Song - AAdrianna's fame continues to push Navid away -- and toward Silver. Annie fails to seduce her new man. Debbie and Matthews have an impromptu tryst. Teddy inches closer toward the closet door.	11.15.2010 11.16.2010	C	Lady Lola
3-8 Weecap	Parental Misguidance Mother Dearest - Jen is the world's worst mother. Debbie earns new respect from her kids. Navid loses all respect for his dad. Ivy and Naomi exact minor revenge on Ausscar. And AAdrianna turns the tables on Sleazy Victor.	11.08.2010 11.09.2010	B	Lady Lola
3-7 Weecap	Undie Ruse I See London, I See France… - Naomi's case against Cannon is fully loaded, then blown. Ausscar proves surprisingly pivotal. Teddy is still every kind of dysfunctional. Liam lugs around purses. Good guy Navid makes an incriminating discovery about his father's hiring practices.	11.01.2010 11.03.2010	B	Lady Lola
3-6 Weecap	I Like Boys Who Wear Abercrombie & Fitch How Much Is That Liam in the Window - Liam gets a job modeling and being an errand boy... but at least it isn't porn or prostitution, right? Also, Ausscar finally accomplishes his mission.	10.25.2010 10.27.2010	C+	Angel Cohn
3-5 Weecap	Gutter, Balls Catch Me If You Cannon - Silver leads the charge on a thoroughly ill-formed attempt to incriminate Cannon. Debbie gets a job as a glorified nanny for Jen, whose demon spawn finally walks among us. Annie ix-nays the egg harvesting. Teddy no-homos his way through detention. And Dixon finds out he doesn't have HIV just in time for Ivy to cash in her V-card to Ausscar.	10.11.2010 10.12.2010	B	Lady Lola
3-4 Weecap	Fire Crotches The Bachelors - Silver plans a breast cancer benefit, wherein all the guys dance around in fireman costumes and Teddy lays the groundwork for hate-crime charges. Annie and Liam continue their soul assassination tango (the souls in question being ours). AAdrianna gets blackmailed. And Dixon books an appointment at the free clinic.	10.04.2010 10.05.2010	D	Lady Lola
3-3 Weecap	Swing-a-Ding-Ding 2021 Vision - Annie thinks her bosses are swingers, Dixon thinks Ivy is a virgin, AAdrianna thinks she can get away with grand theft Auto-Tune, Teddy thinks he is straight, and Silver thinks Cannon isn't a rapist. All are wrong.	09.27.2010 09.28.2010	D-	Lady Lola
3-2 Weecap	Inherit the Windbag Age of Inheritance - Naomi spends money and lies like there's no tomorrow, losing all her friends and credibility along the way. Silver falls into Cannon's clutches. Ausscar weasels his way into Ivy's heart. Matthews secures legal documentation proving he is marginally less pathetic than Jen. And Annie fends off the advances of two men.	09.20.2010 09.21.2010	C-	Lady Lola
3-1 Weecap	Senior Slump Senior Year, Baby - An earthquake shakes up things at West Bev. Naomi thinks slutty behavior will erase her post-rape shame, Teddy is similarly reckless after an injury halts his tennis career, AAdrianna thinks thievery will erase her lack of talent and Annie thinks verbal diarrhea will make her stand out in an internship interview.	09.13.2010 09.14.2010	C	Lady Lola
2-22 Weecap	Boatloads of Trouble Confessions - As the school year ends, so do Naomi and Liam; Harry and Debbie, and firebombing Jasper. But as the summer begins, so do revived relationships between Navid and AAdrianna; Teddy and Silver; Dixon and Ivy; Naomi and comeuppance; Annie and honesty, and Matthews and his blooming alcoholism.	05.18.2010 05.19.2010	B+	Lady Lola
2-21 Weecap	Heave-ianna Javianna - AAdrianna double-rebounds with a cheap, yet famous knock-off of Navid. Silver sacrifices herself to save Teddy's love for tennis. Naomi is a walking prop gag for poor people, not to mention a brat who is driving her boyfriend into the arms of Annie. Shudder. And Dixon's plans to go to Australia with Ivy drive yet another wedge between Debbie and Harry.	05.11.2010 05.13.2010	B	Lady Lola
2-20 Weecap	Champs & Chumps Meet the Parent - Silver fails to impress Spence Montgomery, yet wins Teddy's love. Naomi chases her tail the whole episode and still manages to tip her hand to Jen. Liam's dad screws him big-time. Harry and Debbie's broken relationship sets the stage for their kids' courtships. Navid realizes he still loves AAdrianna about 2 minutes and 30 seconds too late. And Matthews stumbles around drunk on a pier.	05.04.2010 05.05.2010	C	Lady Lola
2-19 Weecap	Getting Testy Multiple Choices - Naomi makes good for her Cannon cock-up and reconciles with Liam, but her victory is short-lived because Jen returns with righteous anger intact. Dixon's gambling gets him in over his head. Silver and Teddy are on the rocks for pretty much no reason. And Debbie and Harry inch closer to divorce.	04.28.2010 04.29.2010	D	Lady Lola
2-18 Weecap	The Unraveling Another Another Chance - AAdrianna's burgeoning career causes strife in the gayborhood. Naomi joins Annie in self-created social pariah-hood. And Dixon decides he wants to romance Ivy for real. Having been harshly (and I mean harshly) rebuffed by Liam, Ivy's desperate enough to play along. And speaking of desperate, Matthews loiters in the background some.	04.13.2010 04.15.2010	C	Lady Lola
2-17 Weecap	Falling for It Sweaty Palms and Weak Knees - Naomi gets trapped in a web of her own lies and brings Liam down with her. After Jasper survives his self-created downfall, he promises not to fink on Annie. Dixon and Ivy wrongly believe fake dating will raise their stock. AAdrianna comes out at a band gig about her dalliance with RuWill. And Teddy proves he knows Silver better than she thinks.	04.06.2010 04.07.2010	D	Lady Lola
2-16 Weecap	Taking the Plunge Clark Raving Mad - Everyone takes a leap: AAdrianna into a bold, new sexuality. Liam into domesticity with Naomi. Naomi into a lie that could have serious ramifications. Dixon into a revived relationship with his bio-mom. And Jasper into Topanga Canyon.	03.30.2010 03.31.2010	C-	Lady Lola
2-15 Weecap	Band of Smothers What's Past Is Prologue - Dixon reunites with his bio-mom. Silver goes crazy girlfriend on Teddy, which -- shocker -- doesn't really sell him on monogamy. AAdrianna and Navid both seek ways to get over each other. And Annie finds out Jasper's even more of a whackjob than she thought. That's saying a lot.	03.23.2010 03.24.2010	C	Lady Lola
2-14 Weecap	Sisters Are Doing It for Themselves Girl Fight - Annie calls Jasper's bluff. Dixon admits his lies to Silver and Teddy, freeing them to give it a go. Naomi (and Liam) learns that she's 100x better just being herself. Wow, never thought I'd say that.	03.16.2010 03.17.2010	B	Lady Lola
2-13 Weecap	The Rat Pack Rats and Heroes - The kids return from winter break variously moving on from or further entrapped in their Winter Wonderland quandaries. Happy couple Liam and Naomi have nothing in common. Navid epically fails at orchestrating a drug bust, thus allowing Jasper to sink his claws deeper into Annie. Teddy whores it up to get over Silver, even though she decided to give him a shot rather than return to Dixon. This backfires, sending Silver into Dixon's arms.	03.09.2010 03.10.2010	C	Lady Lola
2-12 Weecap	Snow Falling on Seethers Winter Wonderland - AAdrianna makes good. Silver treats Teddy pretty bad. Naomi and Liam make up -- and out. Annie finally gets her head out of her own ass long enough to see Kris Jr. for the crazy pusher he really is -- only to have him pull out the ultimate sociopath trump card. The whole "Annie killed my hobo uncle" thing? He knows!	12.08.2009 12.09.2009	B	Lady Lola
2-11 Weecap	Whores & Phony Show And Away They Go! - Operation: Jen Is Juiced finally sees its completion. Silver and Teddy tighten their "We have dead moms" bond. Annie proves about as good at being sneaky as she is at swerving around homeless men. And hospital-bound Navid searches his memory for the soap opera villain who attacked him last week.	12.01.2009 12.03.2009	C	Lady Lola
2-10 Weecap	Honesty Is the Worst Policy To Thine Own Self Be True - Naomi realizes that a.) she's still hung up on Liam and b.) people's lies and manipulations actually affect others. This second epiphany will come in handy soon, since the plan to take down Jen continues lurching forward. Silver urges Kelly to make eleventh-hour amends with Jackie. And Navid's mission to bring down Kris Jr. takes hold during a Meet the Parents with the Wilsons, reaping dangerous consequences for Navid.	11.17.2009 11.18.2009	C	Lady Lola
2-9 Weecap	Quiet Before the Storm A Trip to the Moon - Dixon learns the truth about DJ Hottie. Navid investigates Kris Jr. and learns the truth about AAdrianna's relapse. Silver learns how truly awesome her birthday parties would have been if her mom hadn't been drunk all those years. Liam finally tells the truth about Jen. Annie, however, seems immune to truth and only dives deeper into delusion.	11.10.2009 11.12.2009	B+	Lady Lola
2-8 Weecap	Gone Baby Gone Women's Intuition - Dixon is a baby daddy no more. Liam realizes, with some delight, that Ivy has girl parts. Annie proves useless in every way when she believes, then dismisses speculation. Broken-hearted AAdrianna teeters on the verge of relapse. Matthews and Jen become exclusive. Shiver.	11.03.2009 11.05.2009	C	Lady Lola
2-7 Weecap	Candy Asses Unmasked - Liam finds a new trick in his new surf team teammate, Ivy. Naomi treats herself to a promising relationship for once. Annie isn't yet spooked by Kris Jr., though everyone else is. Silver's spirit is broken a bit by her new role as caretaker. And Dixon is going to be haunted for years (I'd say about 18) by his entanglement with DJ Hottie.	10.20.2009 10.22.2009	D	Lady Lola
2-6 Weecap	Something Smells Fishy Wild Alaskan Salmon - Naomi makes another donation to the Twisted Sister Foundation. AAdrianna overestimates Teddy and effs things up royally with Navid. Date Rape Mark's irrepressible sleaze solidifies Annie's bond with Kris Jr. Silver fulfills Jackie's dying wish, much to Kelly's chagrin. And Harry ropes Matthews into some tragically unhip male bonding.	10.13.2009 10.14.2009	B	Lady Lola
2-5 Weecap	Scripted Drama Environmental Hazards - Relationships rise and fall and rise again. Navid basks in the high of his first boot-knockin'. AAdrianna struggles with feelings for Teddy. Liam gives up on Naomi. Silver drops Jackie like a hot potato. Dixon tries to rebuild his house of cards with DJ Hottie. And Annie flirts with disaster.	10.06.2009 10.08.2009	D	Lady Lola
2-4 Weecap	Falsies The Porn King - Dixon masquerades as a porn king. Navid and AAdrianna do it. Teddy is a real dick. Liam wants to finish it with Jen already. Silver gets her panties in a twist about homeless rights… or something. And Annie gets up close and personal with the nephew of her manslaughter victim.	09.29.2009 09.30.2009	C	Lady Lola
2-3 Weecap	Yacht-a, Yacht-a, Yacht-a Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat - Annie forms an unholy alliance with Date Rape Mark to take Naomi's title as HBIC. Dixon lies his way into the pants of a skeezer. Teddy continues to insinuate himself into the lives of others.	09.22.2009 09.23.2009	D-	Lady Lola
2-2 Weecap	Sub-Text To Sext or Not To Sext - Jen continues to be a conniving skag, wreaking extra-bonus havoc by starting the domino effect that is Annie's world crashing around her. Dixon moves on. Navid asses out.	09.15.2009 09.16.2009	D	Lady Lola
2-1 Weecap	Summer Winners, Summer Losers To New Beginnings! - The kids pat themselves on the back and cheers to a new beginning free of drama, totally unaware that they're still mired in the same old crap that plagued them last year. Now with more sexting and manslaughter!	09.08.2009 09.09.2009	B-	Lady Lola
1-24 Weecap	This Is Your Brain on Prom One Party Can Ruin Your Summer - Everyone officially melts down. Love triangles spring up where there were none. Crack babies scream in the night. Principals and their wives get high. Joggers get plowed down in the early morning. It's Prom, y'all!	05.19.2009 05.20.2009	A+	Lady Lola
1-23 Weecap	No More Feeling Uptight! Zero Tolerance - Prom night brings West Bev to critical mass. Naomi and Ethan finally define their relationship. Silver defines herself, producing equal and opposite reactions from Dixon and Ethan. Annie's best intentions beget collateral damage. Jen proves to be the grifter that keeps on giving (or taking, as it were). And AAdrianna pops!	05.12.2009 05.13.2009	A	Lady Lola
1-22 Weecap	In Which Naomi Ruins Everything The Party's Over - Naomi is an epic fail this episode -- and it's not even about her: 1.) She throws a baby shower that convinces AAdrianna to abandon the idea of motherhood; 2.) She lets her not-boyfriend Liam rip apart the fabric of society as we know it; 3.) She agrees to let her freeloading sister ultimately bilk her of $1 million.	05.05.2009 05.07.2009	B-	Lady Lola
1-21 Weecap	Triangulation The Dionysian Debacle - AAdrianna and Navid continue to overcome obstacles aplenty and bring out the squee in all of us. Silver heads to her new school and get shamed and shammed by the Catholic Tracy Flick. Naomi sucks. At dating. And life. Her sister Jen sucks at Ethan, it seems.	04.28.2009 04.29.2009	B-	Lady Lola
1-20 Weecap	Decisions Are the Worst! Between a Sign and a Hard Place - Donna weighs Japan vs. LA. Kelly weighs dignity vs. Matthews. AAdrianna weighs parental selection vs. parenthood. Ethan weighs do-gooding vs. truancy. Naomi weighs Annie's yammering vs. Papa Clark's self-righteous badgering. Silver weighs two more years of hazing vs. the Virgin Mary.	04.21.2009 04.23.2009	C	Lady Lola
1-19 Weecap	Straight Trippin' Okaeri, Donna! - Spring Break scatters the denizens of 90210 to locations as far-reaching as Arizona (Annie and Dixon), the woods of human despair (Matthews, Ethan, Liam and Naomi), the red carpet (Donna Martin fabricates!), and a photography studio chockablock with naked men (Debbie). Debbie wins!	04.14.2009 04.15.2009	C	Lady Lola
1-18 Weecap	Silver Meddle Off the Rails - Everyone looks for Silver. They find her. The end.	04.07.2009 04.08.2009	D-	Lady Lola
1-17 Weecap	Slow Down, Speed Up, Stop! Life's a Drag - Annie and Ethan decline. Naomi and Liam escalate. Silver goes off the grid.	03.31.2009 04.02.2009	A-	Lady Lola
1-16 Weecap	Love-Hate Relationships Of Heartbreaks and Hotels - Valentine's Day brings out the crazy in everyone. Silver gives Dixon her v-card. Ethan might be giving Annie her walking papers. And Navid finally gives in to his enduring feelings for AAdrianna.	02.10.2009 02.12.2009	B-	Lady Lola
1-15 Weecap	Crash Help Me, Rhonda - There are consequences a-plenty this episode: Ethan deals with the aftermath of his car wreck, AAdrianna must make yet more important decisions about the crack baby, and Silver realizes that no woman is an island.	02.03.2009 02.05.2009	C	Lady Lola
1-14 Weecap	Comings and Goings By Accident - Much hinges on auditions for the school's spring play and Matthews' surly return. AAdrianna and Dixon each make important decisions. Crazy Eyes abandons Naomi for her still philandering father. Annie finally gets little comeuppance, but we can't even enjoy it because a last-minute plot twist leaves Ethan's fate hanging in the balance.	01.20.2009 01.22.2009	A-	Lady Lola
1-13 Weecap	Heat & Defeat Love Me Or Leave Me - Relationships rise and fall like a SoCal thermometer during an unseasonably hot several days. Both of the awesome couples drop like overheated flies, while the obnoxious, entitled ones stay calm, cool, collected, and stronger than ever. Stupid global warming messes up everything!	01.13.2009 01.15.2009	B	Lady Lola
1-12 Weecap	Son Burn Hello, Goodbye, Amen - Some (the stupid ones) open their arms to Sean, while others (Annie and Debbie) greet him with suspicion. It pays off for the latter group when the gold-digger hightails it out of town to avoid a paternity test. Also, Dixon and Silver have nothing to worry about from Dixon's cheerleader admirer… except maybe an invitation to join an all-girl softball league.	01.06.2009 01.07.2009	D	Lady Lola
1-11 Weecap	Family Circus That Which We Destroy - Harry's bastard son arrives to shake things up. Dixon and Debbie fret over their roles in the new family dynamic, but Annie's too busy doing a piss-poor Naomi impression to embrace self-awareness. Naomi cozies up to a new set of backstabbing hussies and, in the process, finds herself in a sexy power play with Ozzy. Brenda rewards Kelly's earnest friendship by breaking her heart.	11.18.2008 11.19.2008	D	Lady Lola
1-10 Weecap	You Could Crush Mint on Those Abs Games People Play - Annie's Sweet 16 gets nearly as dramatic as an episode of that MTV show -- but only because Naomi has to find another way to make the world revolve around her. Kimberly gets some work done in Matthews' absence, despite meddling from Kelly. In news you already knew, Navid's a virgin. And Harry's bastard son shows up for approximately five seconds.	11.11.2008 11.13.2008	C	Lady Lola
1-9 Weecap	Pillow Blight Secrets and Lies - Harry drops the bomb about his lovechild. Annie and Ethan go on the DL. Naomi and Ozzy get some QT. Silver hasn't yet turned in her V card. And AAdrianna tries to make Navid a champagne room VIP.	11.04.2008 11.06.2008	B+	Lady Lola
1-8 Weecap	Dance Dance Revolution There's No Place Like Homecoming - The school dance inspires hijinks galore and a whole lotta making out as taboo couples merge, established couples strengthen, and unlikely alliances are formed.	10.28.2008 10.30.2008	A	Lady Lola
1-7 Weecap	This Isn't China, It's Beverly Hills! Hollywood Forever - Adrianna's career gets a bump when she scores a movie role, then she scores a few bumps. Naomi indulges her savior complex on Adrianna, thanks to which she may have scored herself a one-way trip to juvie. And Annie and Ethan get thisclose to relevance, albeit in the most boringly predictable manner possible.	10.07.2008 10.08.2008	A-	Lady Lola
1-6 Weecap	Fashion Victims Model Behavior - Adrianna is, weirdly, the linchpin of this episode. In just 60 minutes, she manages to thwart an intervention, snag a B-movie audition, come clean to both Annie and Ty about last week's hijinks at last, and teeter dangerously close to a future as a crack whore. Also, goodbye for now, Kelly and Brenda! Come back soon!	09.30.2008 10.01.2008	C+	Lady Lola
1-5 Weecap	The Big Bang Theory Wide Awake and Dreaming - The Wilson parents bang their heads against the wall over whether to trust their nubile daughter, who, for her part, thinks she's ready to bang Ty (and Dixon and Silver get pretty close, too). Adrianna, on the other hand, presumably sells her bangs to support the drug habit that gets her ousted from the school play. And guess who her understudy is? (Don't mind that sound, it's just me banging my head against the wall.)	09.23.2008 09.24.2008	B	Lady Lola
1-4 Weecap	Drama Geeks The Bubble - The show flirts with awesomeness when Lucille Bluth brings her trademark sass to the West Beverly stage… but ultimately settles for mediocrity as we zoom in on the boring beginnings and beginning-agains of various couplings.	09.18.2013 09.17.2008	C	Lady Lola
1-2 Weecap	Pinheads Lucky Strike - The Wilsons just want to bowl, okay? If only the drunkards' and cheaters' and porn producers' children would just leave them alone! Elsewhere Kelly and Matthews embark upon the most boring relationship ever.	09.09.2008 09.10.2008	C-	Lady Lola
1-1 Weecap	Same Old Zip Code We're Not In Kansas Anymore/Jet Set - Annie and Dixon Wilson move to Bev Niner and hijinks ensue.	09.02.2008 09.03.2008	B	Kim