90210

Gone Baby Gone

Women's Intuition - Dixon is a baby daddy no more. Liam realizes, with some delight, that Ivy has girl parts. Annie proves useless in every way when she believes, then dismisses speculation. Broken-hearted AAdrianna teeters on the verge of relapse. Matthews and Jen become exclusive. Shiver.

Candy Asses

Unmasked - Liam finds a new trick in his new surf team teammate, Ivy. Naomi treats herself to a promising relationship for once. Annie isn't yet spooked by Kris Jr., though everyone else is. Silver's spirit is broken a bit by her new role as caretaker. And Dixon is going to be haunted for years (I'd say about 18) by his entanglement with DJ Hottie.

Something Smells Fishy

Wild Alaskan Salmon - Naomi makes another donation to the Twisted Sister Foundation. AAdrianna overestimates Teddy and effs things up royally with Navid. Date Rape Mark's irrepressible sleaze solidifies Annie's bond with Kris Jr. Silver fulfills Jackie's dying wish, much to Kelly's chagrin. And Harry ropes Matthews into some tragically unhip male bonding.

Scripted Drama

Environmental Hazards - Relationships rise and fall and rise again. Navid basks in the high of his first boot-knockin'. AAdrianna struggles with feelings for Teddy. Liam gives up on Naomi. Silver drops Jackie like a hot potato. Dixon tries to rebuild his house of cards with DJ Hottie. And Annie flirts with disaster.

Falsies

The Porn King - Dixon masquerades as a porn king. Navid and AAdrianna do it. Teddy is a real dick. Liam wants to finish it with Jen already. Silver gets her panties in a twist about homeless rights… or something. And Annie gets up close and personal with the nephew of her manslaughter victim.

Yacht-a, Yacht-a, Yacht-a

Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat - Annie forms an unholy alliance with Date Rape Mark to take Naomi's title as HBIC. Dixon lies his way into the pants of a skeezer. Teddy continues to insinuate himself into the lives of others.

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To Sext or Not To Sext - Jen continues to be a conniving skag, wreaking extra-bonus havoc by starting the domino effect that is Annie's world crashing around her. Dixon moves on. Navid asses out.

Summer Winners, Summer Losers

To New Beginnings! - The kids pat themselves on the back and cheers to a new beginning free of drama, totally unaware that they're still mired in the same old crap that plagued them last year. Now with more sexting and manslaughter!

This Is Your Brain on Prom

One Party Can Ruin Your Summer - Everyone officially melts down. Love triangles spring up where there were none. Crack babies scream in the night. Principals and their wives get high. Joggers get plowed down in the early morning. It's Prom, y'all!

No More Feeling Uptight!

Zero Tolerance - Prom night brings West Bev to critical mass. Naomi and Ethan finally define their relationship. Silver defines herself, producing equal and opposite reactions from Dixon and Ethan. Annie's best intentions beget collateral damage. Jen proves to be the grifter that keeps on giving (or taking, as it were). And AAdrianna pops!

Spoilers and Spoiler Discussion: Enter the Vicious Circle

1-2: "The Jet Set" 2008.09.02

1-1: "We're Not in Kansas Anymore" 2008.09.02

90210 in the Media: We've Got Your Gossip Girl Right Here

1-3: "Lucky Strike" 2008.09.09

1-4: "The Bubble" 2008.09.16

1-24: "One Party Can Ruin Your Whole Summer" 2009.05.19

1-7: "Hollywood Forever" 2008.10.07

1-5: "Wide Awake and Dreaming" 2008.09.23

1-6: "Model Behavior" 2008.09.30