Navid chases Silver around her apartment flirtily, until AAdrianna calls and interrupts their make out session. He also has a waterbed and an iguana. I don't know if this is news or not, but I've never paid much attention to the contents of Navid's bedroom before. Anyway, as people do on this show, Silver convinces Navid that he should continue to date AAdrianna and make out with her on the side, so as not to hurt AA's delicate sensibilities or whatnot during her very trying time. But that lasts all of two minutes when Navid realizes that AA had no intention of retrieving her baby, and it was a ploy to get a reality show. This ends with AAdrianna showing up in her underwear to seduce him, while Silver hides in his closet. How many times can that happen on this show?
Teddy and Ian went to Telluride for vacation and had a great time, but when they get back to school Teddy gets all angry and closeted. Then someone starts blackmailing him for 50 grand, and this forces Teddy to get all emotional with Silver on the beach. She convinces him to come out, which he does at Naomi's party. His friends were all happy about it, and so was Teddy, until he finds out that Ian was the one who was blackmailing him in order to force him to tell the world he was gay.
Annie remembered that she had an internship and wanted to be an actress and gets a chance to audition for The Importance of Being Earnest. She also makes Liam run lines with her. Of course creepy cousin Emily tries to ruin this by stressing Annie out with the news that her mom and Mr. Matthews were hooking up right before she goes in to audition. So Annie flubs up and Emily gets the part. Aw, glad they are recycling from OG 90210 again, though Brenda and Kelly did this better.
Debbie is wearing denim overalls. Ostensibly for painting, but still... overalls! Gross.
Naomi comes back from her retreat all huggy and spiritual and spouting off gems like, "Namaste, bitches." She's also taken to wearing tie-dyed garments and ginormous fur ponchos. Again, just like old times, except Kelly Taylor got caught in a fire and joined a cult, while Naomi got raped and then joined a cult. Anyway, she holds a party for the guru, donates a large chunk of change, learns about vegan shrimp and then finds out that her guru is a con artist.
Ivy still exists. And now she's a pothead. Shocker.
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