MILF Manor. Ivy comes in for the night. Laurel extends an olive branch, suggesting they pick back up an old tradition and go to their favorite seafood restaurant after her competition. Ivy will have none of it. Laurel pleads to Ivy that she's her best friend, but Ivy shuts her down cold.
The next day, AAdrianna mingles her new friends and her old, "non-famous" friends for a patronizing lunch in which she thanks them for standing by her through her journey and promises never to forget them. All the "normal" people stifle snickers while the new hangers-on blow smoke up AAdrianna's ass to the tune of "Rihanna and Gaga, watch your backs, bitches." Which of course they have to immediately Tweet. Because it doesn't exist if it's not on Twitter. AAdrianna asks Liam and Dixon what's been going on with them recently, but less than a minute after they start to tell her, her phone rings with a message from Victor, and it's back to The AAdrianna Show.
On the sidelines, Silver gives Teddy a near heart attack when she tells him she heard "what happened" between him and Ian. Then she clarifies that she knows Teddy apologized, and he resumes breathing. She compliments him for stepping up. Teddy says that's not who he is and that Ian is a good guy. She invites him to the luau the next day.
Their conversation is interrupted by a piercing shriek when one of the hangers-on (a.k.a. Lisa Luder from Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, in case you were wondering) learns that Ashton Kutcher is following AAdrianna on Twitter. AAdrianna decides to DM him, at which point the "normal" folk can take it no more and decide to leave. As they head out, the hangers-on spot paparazzi outside, and AAdrianna wholeheartedly embraces herself as a cliché, moaning, "Ugh, they're such vultures! I can't believe they tracked me down." She hands Navid her purse to and walks out into the flashing lights. Navid groans that one of the waiters must have tipped them off, at which point Lisa Luder laughs at his ignorance and informs him that AAdrianna called the paps herself.
Beach club. Ausscar and MILF happen upon the bar at the same time. She tells him that Ivy is a wreck and asks how he can be so cruel. He reminds MILF that she was a driving factor in his mother's death. MILF admits she made a terrible mistake but qualifies that she didn't hurt anyone intentionally, unlike him. She tells him Ivy didn't deserve anything he threw at her and says that she was all that Ivy had. Now Ivy has no one. This seems to penetrate Ausscar's icy heart.