Neytiri Naomi struts into the screening of Avatar and discovers that she's the only one who showed up in costume. All the geeks laugh at her heartily, including Max's friends, who scornfully admit that their Facebook page posts were just an elaborate joke. They make all sorts of jokes about unobtainium and mock Naomi's choice to wear gladiator sandals on Pandora. So passé! Naomi turns around and staggers out in defeat. Max follows behind to help her out, and she takes him to task for the fact that his friends are just as arrogant and snobbish as hers. Point made, she resumes her dramatic exit when, alas! Her tail gets stuck in the door.
Snoop and Dixon cruise down the PCH, bobbing their heads to Snoop's new single. All the while, Navid is frantically calling Dixon to get his car back before his dinner meeting.
Back downtown, Max runs after Naomi to apologize. He can't believe she took a swan dive into a vat of blue paint and came to a sci-fi festival to impress him. He's flattered and says he misjudged her. He tells her she makes a smokin' hot alien, and she revels in the fact that he finally admitted he was attracted to her. She returns to coy Naomi, and he immediately backs off again. She calls out to him and lays her cards on the table. She confesses that she went this far because she actually likes him for his humor, intelligence, confidence, and nerdy hotness. He grabs her by the Na'vi tail, pulls him into her, and they make out furiously. He comes up for air, saying they need to keep their little cross-clique tryst on the DL because it could really hurt his reputation. She agrees entirely, and they resume "seeing" each other. In public. In broad daylight. Yeah, these two are real strategic masterminds. At least wipe the blue off of your face before going back into the theater, Max.
MILF Manor. Ivy returns home with Raj to find a concerned message from Matthews to MILF on their answering machine. She doesn't bat an eyelash before erasing it. Raj thinks she's gone too far and is wrecking her life by skipping school and smoking pot all day. She calls him a hypocrite for doing exactly what she's doing and thinking it's fine because he's in college. He storms out.