Previously: Annie sold her eggs for cash, then inadvertently started dating Liam's half-brother. Teddy fought (literally) to hide his gay experimentation. Ausscar had designs on destroying Ivy and her MILF's life. Ivy decided to go all the way with Dixon -- just in time for him to learn he might have HIV. Naomi finally came clean about Cannon raping her, and the other girls decided to go all bad-ass hit squad on him.

We open as Annie reluctantly administers a hormone injection to an orange -- practice for what she'll be doing on her own body for at least the next nine months. Her boss thanks Annie for allowing her and her husband to finally start a family, then offers to transfer the $20,000 fee to Annie's bank account by the end of the week.

Annie heads home, where she finds Debbie fretting over several bills that are due. Debbie notices Annie is carrying a bag and wonders what's inside. Annie lies that it's a leftover sandwich from her boss and says she's going to eat it in her room. Debbie updates her on the job hunt -- she has a job interview tomorrow for an executive assistant position. Annie is less-than-thrilled, so Debbie worries that Annie is losing faith in her.

The next morning at the beach club, Matthews orders Jen's folic acid-heavy breakfast. Jen swishes in and says she's already eaten and been shopping for baby girl clothes. Matthews worries that Jen shouldn't be exerting herself after the premature labor scare. Jen reminds him she's reached 37 weeks and can now safely have the baby. She starts off to berate employees -- a task she's probably been eagerly anticipating since she got relegated to bed rest. Matthews insists she slow down so the baby can gain weight in its last weeks in her womb. She spits back, "Ew, yuck! Who wants a chubby baby?" Matthews informs her that most mommies don't want an emaciated fetus popping of their hoo-ha, but this debate of function over fashion is lost on lifetime Angelino Jen. She's already bought the baby an itty bitty bikini. Because newborns are so good at swimming?

Doctor's office. Dixon tells his doctor that his ex is HIV positive, and they didn't use a condom every time. Dixon asks about his chances for testing positive, too, but the doctor can't say for sure. The lab tech tells him the results will be in on Wednesday.

West Bev. Some girl approaches Teddy to confirm that he and Silver broke up. He says it's true, so she invites him for a little companionship that weekend while her parents are out of town. He tells her it's too soon. She asks, "Tomorrow then?" When he says no again, she throws in that she used to be a gymnast.

Elsewhere, Naomi and Annie watch Cannon conversing with a fellow student. Annie suggests he should be castrated. Silver approaches and joins in on the fun, ominously saying that Naomi might not need to see her tormentor on a daily basis anymore because she has a plan. Credits.

A bit later, Silver runs into Cannon to feed him the cockamamie story that she ran out of his house the other night because she realized she had to break up with Teddy. She plays the coquette, looking up at him with saucer eyes as she tells him that now she wants to focus all her energies on her project, then asks if they can meet to "brainstorm" the next day. He goes for the bait, and she says seductively, "I'm really looking forward to it."

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