Down the hall, Naomi continues to convince Ivy of the virtues of the various accoutrements of the girly world, but Ivy is a hopeless case who is impenetrably baffled by fake eyelashes. As you can imagine, when Naomi extols her latest find -- a Brazilian bikini waxing salon that serves blueberry margaritas (shouldn't that be caipirinhas?) -- Ivy respectfully declines. Plus she has plans to see her long-lost dad now that she's on the outs with MILF. Ivy was worried her dad had moved on with his new family, but was relieved that he is excited to see her after all these years.
A bit later, Teddy steps out of class and runs into Ian. Ian says their encounter at the luau was fun, and Teddy agrees but gets spooked the minute he spots another person out of the corner of his eye. Ian notices his weirdness, so Teddy admits he's not ready to go public with their relationship. Ian tells Teddy that he came out of the closet in ninth grade and doesn't want to go back in, then walks away.
Over in the cafeteria, Annie and Naomi attempt to enjoy their lunches over the din of other girls' conversations about shit-talking and yeast infections. Appetizing! Annie's phone rings. It's Coffee Cutie, who just called to say he misses her. She tells him she can't hang out that night because she's sleeping over at AAdrianna's but invites him to the Gothic Garage the next for AAdrianna's party. As they speak, Dixon runs in to tell Annie that Liam's in the hospital after his fight with Loony Laura's ex Dax. Annie promises to update CC once she learns Liam's fate. Credits.
That afternoon, Ausscar finds Naomi to tell her he enjoyed eating guacamole with her the other night. She tells him that sounds dirty. Uh... not really. He laughs off her attempt at disdain and says it looks like her nose has healed since the surfing incident. He asks if she'd like to go out some time. She says maybe, and he walks off hopefully. Naomi spots Ivy, who has seen the whole exchange. She tries to convince Ivy that Ausscar might not be that bad after all, but Ivy's not buying it. Naomi thinks Ausscar may have learned his lesson, so Ivy throws up her arms and basically tells Naomi that she can do whatever she wants, but it will be at the expense of their friendship.
Annie and Dixon bring Liam into La Casa Nueva, where he will be staying until he recovers from his ass-kicking. Annie personally threatens to beat him up if he doesn't stay, so he relents.
That night, Ivy's dad is excited about the prime rib at the Beach Club. Ivy says she doesn't eat much meat because MILF is a vegetarian but humors him. She admits she's nervous and excited to see him. He says he's been trying to get in touch for a while, but MILF told him to keep his distance. Ivy tells him she's not speaking with MILF, and they bond over mutual loathing. They look forward to the chance to start over, starting with caroling at his house this Christmas. Ivy looks forward to celebrating the commercial renaissance of our Lord and Savior, as opposed to the dinky Winter Solstice fiesta MILF has planned.