At MILF Central, MILF sees Ausscar on the couch and asks what his problem is. He says it was a mistake and he only slept with Ivy because MILF had turned him down. He claims to be deeply sorry, as she asks him to leave. She also tells him that Ivy can never know that Ausscar and MILF had sex a lot. He agrees.

In AAdrianna's room, she's struggling with a People magazine crossword puzzle. Navid thinks she's joking. She's not. Hey, whatever happened to AA's crazy stage mom who forced her to be an actress and basically sent her down the path to drugs? You think she'd be all over Sleazeball trying to find ways to exploit her kid for cash. Anyway, Navid got a Google alert saying that there's a sneak peek of AA's photo shoot. She has never heard of Google alerts, and seems confused that this could have possibly been leaked on the internet. Yeah. She's a genius. Naturally, they are topless photos (they could be used on the cover of "Holding Your Own Boobs Monthly". Navid (whose father is, I believe, a porn movie director) looks horrified and storms out saying that he can't believe Victor (a.k.a. Sleazeball) made her do it. She says she loves the pics, and then goes back to figuring out her challenging crossword clue, "___ Rand, wrote the Fountainhead" and it's three letters. "Could that be Rob?" She wonders aloud. It could be... but who the hell is that?

Ryan shows up at Jen's, but she's busy with party planning and wants him to watch their baby. She also wants the teacher directory she had him obtain. He wants to know why, and she says it is because she's either going to kill or castrate Mr. Cannon. Good plan! She explains that he raped Naomi, and then Ryan has to fill her in on the whole "girl who cried wolf" thing. She says that her sister wasn't lying here, and Jen knows from lying. She says that it happened after the "Pass the Torch" party. Ryan admits that he was drunk and crashed into the West Bev sign and didn't tell anyone for fear of getting fired, but he saw Cannon and Naomi through the window and he saw his colleague creepily closing the blinds. Jen encourages Ryan to come forward to help Naomi's case. I'm so confused about Jen's sudden display of human decency in this episode. Like, what's in it for her? Very unsettling.