Annie and her ugly updo are wandering around, and she sees Charlie bump into some jerky guy and spill drinks. Instead of starting a fight, he calmly tells the guy he doesn't want to fight and will pay for his dry cleaning. Annie's totally impressed, and tells him she's pleasantly surprised, because she snuck into his play and expected him to go into a violent 'roid rage. He briefly seems irked that she didn't tell him, but then decides to go with flattered that she wanted to see his play so badly. More French.

Ryan pulls Naomi aside and asks for the truth, explaining that he saw her but he was drunk. She gets that he could lose his job, and doesn't expect him to say anything. He says he doesn't care, encourages her to press charges for herself or for other future victims. Ryan also says that Jen might kill Mr. Cannon if he isn't prosecuted.

Ivy is moping at the bar. As all teenagers do. MILF advises her to talk to Dixon. Ausscar comes over and says there is some tension because MILF knows that he had sex with Ivy, but Ivy doesn't know that he banged MILF all summer long. She looks stricken and drives off in her ugly jeep.... which is surprisingly not valet parked. On her way out, she tells MILF that she's a whore.

Naomi finds Jen and asks her not to kill rapey teacher, and Naomi says she's appreciative of the gesture. She then says that she tried to fix the damaged teddy bear, and since it is missing a leg, it is a lesson in tolerance. And she wants Naomi to visit Jack/Jacques again. Who is she? Talk about a character 180.

Sleazeball takes advantage of the valet at the world's longest party. From day to night... ugh. He finds Aadrianna, and she tells him that he can expose her, because she can't do this lying stuff anymore. He's sad about this because her topless pics made the cover of next month's Luxury magazine. She's a famewhore, so she decides that even though she hates Sleazeball's methods, she'll stick with him and record all of Javier's songs for her new album.