At the pool house, Liam is settling in... until he sees who else is living at the house. It's Laura. She's all giggly and so proud of herself for getting her mom to hire him. She says that mom can't know that they dated (which they didn't) and that they have to be friends (even though he clearly hates her guts). He says nothing can ever happen between them. She says she gets it, compares their situation to Bella and Edward. She's horrible. I hate her. He bends over, she sees a scar on his back, and he says he doesn't want to talk about it.

Somewhere Charlie and Annie are making out. It looks like it could be at the beach club, but the cabanas have been really upgraded since Dylan lived here. Anyway, she takes Charlie's shirt off, sees that he has some similar scars to the one that Liam has. Charlie brushes it off saying he got it as a kid. He says that he's not violent, but other people are.

Ausscar is still at the bar at this NEVERENDING party, when MILF walks up. She is all pissed that he told Ivy about the banging. He says that she destroyed his family when she slept with his dad. His dad was so in love with MILF that he dumped Ausscar's mother, even though MILF didn't want him. Ausscar's mommy started drinking and doing drugs and overdosed. He considers them even. He does have the manners to thank her for letting him crash at her house for the summer.

As a final shot we're forced to look at Ivy crying. She's a really ugly crier.

Next week, there are underwear awards for something. I just can't. Thank God that is Lady Lola's problem.

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