Science lab. After her make-out dream, Naomi squirms as Max nerds out about the universe, the narrowness of human understanding, and all things "you can't see with the naked eye." Naomi: "Please don't say naked." She pretends to be frustrated that she can't find a file on her computer, so he offers to take a look. When his hand brushes against hers, she yelps out. He jumps back, and she quickly lies that she's on edge after finding out that she's on CU's wait list. He tells her, "Victor numquam cedit." She wonders if this Victor is cute, but he explains that it's Latin for "Winners never quit." As he fixes her computer, he assures Naomi that she is many things but not a quitter. He tells her colleges give preference to well-rounded students and suggests she beef up her extracurriculars. She's not too keen on the idea of marching band or chess club, but she thinks there's something to this idea. And with that, she has a new mantra: "Victor numbnuts quidditch!"

School ends, and Annie catches up with the other girls in the parking lot. She immediately starts moaning about how crazy Emily is driving her. Since Emily twisted Annie's words on the yoga retreat and made the other girls think Annie called them superficial, they're none too sympathetic about Annie's trivial problems. AAdrianna sugarcoats it that Annie might be sensitive, but Naomi cuts to the quick and calls Annie jealous for losing out on the part in the play. Annie says Emily is manipulative, untrustworthy, and fake. The others can't help but laugh bitterly since they think Annie called them fake, too. Annie insists Emily was making it up. Just then, Emily appears by the bike stand. Annie marches up to her to ask why she would tell the girls those things. Emily says that's what she heard. In the course of the supposed misunderstanding, Annie gets mad enough to let Emily show off those sparkling crocodile tears we've all come to know and hate. She pedals off sobbing, leaving the girls to tell Annie she's a real hag.

MILF Manor. MILF comes home to find Ivy lying on the couch and giggling like the stoner mess she is. Because the writers have no concern for character consistency but love them some moralizing, MILF gets her thong in a wad that Ivy's become a pothead. Ivy explains that she's been stressed out since her accident and has been using the ganja to cope. MILF suggests she see a therapist, which Ivy deems hypocritical. Then, like a total buzz kill, MILF confiscates Ivy's stash.