West Bev. Dixon finds Teddy and invites him out for a guys' night. Teddy happily accepts.
Elsewhere, Ivy hits up the stoner store and checks out all their hempalicious merchandise. A cute guy comes over and discourages her from buying a packet of cookies she's holding. She puts them down, and he immediately snatches them up. She calls him out for deceiving her. He prefers to call it outwitting. Because outwitting Ivy (stoned or not) is a real challenge.
Back at school, Naomi excitedly tells Emily and Silver that Navid's letting her use Shirazi Studios for her calendar shoot. As they go over the details, Annie comes in like a woman on fire. She screams at Emily across the cafeteria and literally launches into her. Cue rolling girl fight. Hair pulling, shrieking, the works. Naomi, of course, gets in a crack: "Annie's gone feral!" Then a teacher (not Invisible Man Matthews, mind you) pulls Annie off of Emily, even as Annie continues to heave with rage.
Ye Olde Weed Shoppe. Ivy turns the corner outside, where the cute stoner offers her a peace offering cookie. She plays hard to get for a moment, but the munchies eventually win out. He invites her to join him on an adventure, and they stumble through their skunky smelling haze into the subway, where Ivy marvels at the mechanics of subway construction. The fella just smiles and nods.
Shirazi Studios. Silver makes Jay Manuel look like an artistic genius as she attempts to direct and photograph Naomi's calendar shoot. The first set-up? A merman with a triton. Oh dear, those people in Africa are going to be thirsty. In the meanwhile, Naomi hits on one of the empty-headed models. Silver comes over to break the bad news to Naomi that Mr. July spilled his body oil all over Naomi's computer. Naomi freaks out that everything is going to fall apart. She asks which of the himbos knows about computers and is met with a dozen blank stares.