Outside, Liam approaches his muscle car to find Naomi plastered across the hood like a frizzier, sluttier Tawny Kitaen. She apologizes again and basically tries to make her earlier dream a reality. Instead of pulling out his banana, though, Liam asks her what she wants. She falls back on the tutoring ruse. He humors her through a minute of sub-par geometry lingo. He interrupts her in short order to prove that he is actually more than proficient in the maths and tells her to get gone already. In a last-ditch attempt, she summons her seduction face and invites herself along. He tells her it's not her scene, but she insists. He smolders, "Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you," then escorts her to the passenger side and opens the door for her. It's much more than a girl in a tacky yellow vest deserves.
Inside, AAdrianna begs Annie to re-join the play. Annie reveals how ill-suited for acting she is by asking AAdrianna if she thinks it's weird to constantly put herself in someone else's brain. AAdrianna explains that that's her favorite part... because she's an actress and that's what they do. Annie explains that she needs to rediscover the girl Ethan fell in love with. She vaguely tells AAdrianna that "something really bad happened" on Valentine's Day, and AAdrianna cringes in sympathy, saying she knows because Navid saw it. Annie's all, "Come again now?" and AAdrianna has to spill about Ethan and Rhonda's parking lot lip lock. Whoops! I, for one, blame AAdrianna's mushy baby brain. How else do you explain that top?
Annie storms down the hallway to Rhonda's locker and unleashes an epic tirade ending with the words "lying, cheating whore." Rhonda calmly informs her that Ethan set her straight, but mentions that he admitted he and Annie were going through a rough patch. Oh, bad call! Annie further accuses Rhonda of "lying around, ready to pounce." Rhonda advises her to take up this issue with Ethan. And, oh, she does. Without a moment to cool down, Annie unleashes a similar torrent of words on Ethan's voicemail inbox. Way to work through the hard times, jackass. She hangs up and spots Hot for Drama Teacher and the kids in the play. She approaches, tail between legs, and sputters out that she made a huge mistake and is desperate to re-join the play. HfDT shuts her down cold. Ha! AAdrianna timidly walks up to say she's sorry. Annie tarts, "Why? You didn't kiss Rhonda." Just then, a sweat shirt-vested drama geek comes up to invite both of them for some post-rehearsal carousal at a local park. AAdrianna opts out because she has a date with Navid (pregnancy make-out, anyone?), but Annie accepts with a twinkle of vengeance in her eye. Meanwhile, in the weight room, Ethan gets the message.












