On the other side of the tracks, Matthews leaves Kelly a voicemail about Silver's erratic behavior. He steps in the door and immediately spots shards of broken glass. Cue horror movie crescendo and dramatic quick-pan to Silver creepily hunched over in the corner. She is full-on bonkers at this point, all, "I will not be ignoooored, Matthews." She accuses him of retaliating against her blogging by constructing a labyrinthine conspiracy to embarrass her and destroy her relationship with Dixon. She says she only put it together when Dixon echoed his earlier words: "Are you out of your mind?" Unfortunately, Silver's too frenzied to realize that it's not the calling card of Maniacal Matthews (though he did consider leaving the water running) but a legit question for someone who qualifies for federal support under the "Bitch Crazy!" category. She schizos, "What kind of a teacher are you?" and chucks a bottle at him. Matthews sets about wiggling his way out of a murder-suicide, asking her what she wants. She says she wants him to "Fix it!" -- though with less hilarity... slightly. Screen goes black.

In two weeks: Donna Martin regurgitates! Her old plotlines, that is... and maybe more from the looks of it. Home girl could use a sandwich!

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