A bit later, Navid brings the Lambo down to the beach to meet up with Dixon and Liam. They shoot the breeze about Navid's fear of sharks (inspired by Open Water), how Liam has distanced himself from Loony Laura's drug dealing, and somehow LeBron James. Eventually the conversation meanders to Dixon punching Ausscar. Just as Dixon tells the guys what happened between Ausscar and Ivy, the two-timing tomboy herself rolls up. The guys leave Ivy and Dixon alone so she can apologize and tell Dixon she still loves him. He gives her the cold shoulder.

AAdrianna shows up a few breaks later to break the news to Navid about her date with Joe Jonas. She tries to gloss over the fact that she's ditching Navid, claiming he can still come to the party -- just not as her date. Navid sees through her Hollywood line of bull. He tells her he's sick of Victor pulling her strings, then drives off. Credits.

Beach club. Jen strolls up with little Jacques -- whom she's probably plied with sedatives and corked in the ass -- to the other mothers at the trunk show. She tries to wow them with her banter about what hateful creatures babies are, but for some reason they're unimpressed. Guess I was wrong on the sedatives because Jacques starts crying (baby translation: "Rescue me!"). Jen picks him up to reveal that she has put that damn baby in leather pants and a zebra print beanie. The other mothers worry that he might be overheated, but Jen assures that all of us must suffer for fashion. Especially infants, those un-chic bastards. Another mother takes Jacques off Jen's hands, and he's immediately calmed by her natural maternal instincts, not to mention her lack of resentment and disdain for him. Jen sees this reaction and feels like less of a mother, if that's even possible.

Over at West Bev, Naomi finds Ausscar in the quad and thanks him for helping her find out Cannon's past. He assumes she'll be thanking him by way of a date, then invites himself along to AAdrianna's magazine party before she can get a word in.

Cafeteria. Navid and Liam are fiercely debating the merits of various superpowers when Ivy interrupts to invite them to hang out after school. They clam up, explaining that they don't know where they stand with her given the circumstances with Dixon. She pretends she's fine with it and makes a quick departure.