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Getting Testy

Previously: Naomi lied. Debbie appeared to cheat with her sexy yoga instructor (but didn't actually). And Liam stole away back to the garage at his mom's house.

West Bev. Naomi picks up trash, Boy George-style as part of her trumped up sexual harassment allegations. All her "friends" and Liam pass by giving her the side-eye. Harry shows up with a paint bucket for her next task: Paint over the "MOLESTER" vandalism that someone spray painted over Mr. Cannon's parking spot. Naomi's actions, meet consequences.

Liam's garage. His newly returned dad joins him in sanding his home-built boat. Liam moans about how his dad was framed, but ol' prison pappy promises things are looking up now that he's out of the joint. He says they'll really get better once he can open up a tackle shop down by the water. He just needs a little seed money (a-ha!), then he can start looking for an apartment for the two of them. They agree not to ask Liam's philandering stepdad.

Navid meets up with Lila in some shady corridor, and they have a conversation about kangaroo rats. I have no idea what the eff that was about. But then it all makes sense as they head inside one of the doors. Inside, Dixon is dealing cards for a little underground poker game. Looks like this is the very special gambling episode that's been brewing all these weeks. Just as Lila starts to shuffle the deck, there's a knock on the door. Everyone looks around anxiously, but the kid outside screams "kangaroo rat" so they let him in. He swaggers in like a stereotypical cocky rich prepster and snarks that he didn't know Dixon could pull such an event together. Dixon tells the prep -- Mark Driscoll -- to scram, but the kid throws down a thick stack of bills, so they let him in. Dixon says he'll look forward to taking this punk's money.

La Nueva Casa. Debbie and Harry have a tense conversation about the dry cleaning, but it's clearly not actually about dry cleaning. Debbie suggests they go to counseling. Harry says they don't have any problems and walks away. She blurts out that she kissed someone, then quickly backtracks that her yoga instructor kissed her two months ago, but it was meaningless. Harry can't believe she would keep something like that from him. He sulks away.

Poker game. It's down to Dixon and Driscoll. Driscoll raises the bet by $175, which Dixon doesn't have on him. He says he's good for it, despite Navid's gentle urging not to be such a fuckwit. Dixon thinks he's got it nailed with his Ace-King Clubs. They show their cards. Dixon displays his full house and starts to take all the chips.

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