Three months ago: It was winter. And boy those kids were attaching themselves to one another like bunnies stuck in their burrow holes for months on end. Liam and Ivy were hooking up, despite his lingering feelings for Naomi. So Ivy stepped aside like the friendly surfer chick she is and hooked up the former lovahs. Then Teddy kissed Silver, who then got jealous when some new skank in a red dress showed up to the Winter Wonderland formal and was all up in Teddy's bizness. Turns out she's his sister, which Dixon knows and conveniently didn't tell Silver because seeing Teddy and Silver getting closer revived his feelings for her. So he kissed her. Naturally Teddy saw that go down. Meanwhile, everyone else staged an Annie-vention to get her out of the thrall of her dope-slingin' bf Jasper, formerly known as Kris (Allen) Jr. But frankly, it's been so damn long I'm not going to bother confusing you people with tenuous nicknames with year-old cultural references in them. It's hard enough to keep track of the main cast with hiatuses like these. Plus I suspect Jasper won't be around long anyway. Just long enough to destroy Annie's life, though! Lest we forget, she's a drunk-drivin' hobo killer. The hobo in question was Jasper's rich uncle. And he knows everything! Suck on it, Annie. If only they would renegotiate your contract like they did your dad's.

We rejoin the residents of West Beverly Senior Center to the sounds of "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree." Wait, have we gone back in time or forward? Anyhow, Naomi and Silver share a limo on the way back from their winter break vacation. Silver attempts to tell Naomi about her New Year's resolution, but Naomi's too busy texting a million times a minute with Liam. Cut to Liam, surfing with Dixon and officially "text-whipped." The respective pairs discuss what's going down with Silver and Dixon, and it is independently agreed that they'll hash it out when school starts back up.

Over at La Nueva Casa, Debbie prepares a celebratory dinner for the family. She tells Harry that Annie will be returning home from visiting Tabitha (how I miss that old bag!) in Vegas and seems to have a stank-free attitude these days. Miracle on the Strip! As Harry sets up the table, Debbie looks through the mail and suspiciously eyes an invite to a fundraiser that Kelly -- who is also not long for this world -- is certain to attend. He assures her he has avoided Kelly since he found out about her crush on him, but Debbie says she won't let anyone else's issues determine her schedule. She's going to the damn fundraiser. How very Real Housewives of her. Hopefully she gets "naked wasted" or at least flips a table.