Previously: Naomi got conned by a yoga guru. Annie, too, by her part-stealin' scuzzin' Emily. Teddy, as well, by his former boyfriend-turned-blackmailer Ian. As did many underage girls by Navid's porn producer dad. And America writ large by this show's writers if we think AAdrianna's dumb enough to not notice a single sparkly earring (matching the one she found in Navid's bedroom) just below Silver's Bieber mop. Okay, to be fair, maybe burgeoning reality star AAdrianna is actually that dumb...

Beach club. AAdrianna and Naomi hash out Navid's cheatin' ways over breakfast while Silver sits by uncomfortably. Naomi snarks that she has trouble believing Navid could even get a side piece, then covers her ass by blaming "the slut who seduced him." Just as AAdrianna begins to speculate on who that slut might be, Silver leaps to Navid's defense and suggests that the earring AAdrianna found might have belonged to one of Navid's million sisters. AAdrianna concedes this is a possibility, then someone in the background yells, "Cut!" They're filming AAdrianna's reality show, and she is super-excited. Silver, not so much. Naomi Heidi Montags, "I can be your posse... maybe you could be mine?" Silver wonders if it's right to trash Navid on national television. The others are unremorseful. The director sets them up for another scene, with his only real direction being, "Silver, try not to look like you're being tortured, 'kay?"

Elsewhere, Navid wraps up breakfast with his mother. His mom gets the check. The waiter notices their last name is Shirazi and uncouthly asks, "You related to that kiddie porn guy?" Navid blanches a bit before lying that they're not.

West Bev. Silver and Teddy sit in class while their teacher discusses Alexander the Great's controversial legacy. Some wiseacre takes this as a cue to lob a homophobic barb Teddy's way. Silver notices his chagrin.

That night, rehearsals get going at Annie's new theater. Even though not all the actors have arrived, she starts passing out the scripts, introduces herself, and offers her services as the resident intern and beck-and-call girl. Her boss takes her aside to thank her for being so understanding and helpful even though she didn't get the part. Annie says she was just happy to get an audition. The director calls the cast to order just as the last actress arrives. And who is it, but scuzzin' Emily? She takes her script as if there's nothing wrong with this picture, and a betrayed Annie looks on in shock and horror. Credits.

The next morning, Annie moans to Debbie about Emily's underhandedness. As Debbie tries to pacify Annie, Emily stumbles into the conversation. She plays innocent, claiming the director convinced her to audition, and she just did it for a lark. Annie is having none of it, and even Debbie thinks keeping the news from Annie was a little sketchy. Emily apologizes and offers to quit if it means that much to Annie. Of course Annie, hag that she is, thinks that's a great idea, not that Emily would actually follow through on her promise.

West Bev. Naomi texts her way through geology lab, completely unbothered when her nerdy new lab partner Max takes a seat next to her. She refuses to put on goggles and doesn't bat an eyelash when he asks about the soil samples she was supposed to bring to class. Her phone rings, and she takes the call from her lawyer as poor Max toils away with his soils. In short, Naomi's lawyer says his hands are tied to get her trust fund money back. She hangs up and takes her frustration out on Max.

Out in the hall, Navid tells Dixon about their run-in with the rude waiter. He says he's thought of a way to reclaim his family name: Turn the porn studio into a legitimate filming location for rent. Navid wants to start small by doing training films and local commercials, but Dixon thinks that's lame. He suggests music videos and knows just where to start.

They head over to Ivy's MILF's office. While they wait, they see a big-time producer with clients like Young Jeezy, Nicki Minaj, and Nelly. Dixon tells Navid to walk with him and play along, so they stroll past the producer talking about how Cee-Lo was raving after he filmed at Shirazi Studios. They "coincidentally" recognize the producer and give him the spiel on Shirazi Studios, denying any affiliation with the porntastic Shirazi Studios of old. He asks if they have any openings this week, and they claim they can fit him in thanks to a recent cancellation. The producer gives them his card and tells them to call him about a pick-up shoot for Nelly. He leaves for his meeting, and Navid literally jumps on top of Dixon in excitement. They realize how HoYay! this moment just was and immediately play it cool. Too late.

West Bev. Teddy is conspicuously missing from his class with Silver.

Out in the lounge, Navid makes all the business arrangements for the Nelly shoot while Dixon fills in all the fanboy information. He says they absolutely must have candy corn because it's Nelly's favorite. Navid thinks it's more important for them to have all the equipment, but Dixon says it'll all work out as he pops in his earbuds and grooves to "Country Grammar."

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