http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2009 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:58:40 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Women's Intuition: Dixon is a baby daddy no more. Liam realizes, with some delight, that Ivy has girl parts. Annie proves useless in every way when she believes, then dismisses speculation. Broken-hearted AAdrianna teeters on the verge of relapse. Matthews and Jen become exclusive. Shiver. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/womens_intuition_a.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/womens_intuition_a.php Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:58:40 -0500 Unmasked: Liam finds a new trick in his new surf team teammate, Ivy. Naomi treats herself to a promising relationship for once. Annie isn't yet spooked by Kris Jr., though everyone else is. Silver's spirit is broken a bit by her new role as caretaker. And Dixon is going to be haunted for years (I'd say about 18) by his entanglement with DJ Hottie. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/unmasked_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/unmasked_1.php Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:39:05 -0500 Wild Alaskan Salmon: Naomi makes another donation to the Twisted Sister Foundation. AAdrianna overestimates Teddy and effs things up royally with Navid. Date Rape Mark's irrepressible sleaze solidifies Annie's bond with Kris Jr. Silver fulfills Jackie's dying wish, much to Kelly's chagrin. And Harry ropes Matthews into some tragically unhip male bonding. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/wild_alaskan_salmon_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/wild_alaskan_salmon_1.php Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:58:22 -0500 Environmental Hazards: Relationships rise and fall and rise again. Navid basks in the high of his first boot-knockin'. AAdrianna struggles with feelings for Teddy. Liam gives up on Naomi. Silver drops Jackie like a hot potato. Dixon tries to rebuild his house of cards with DJ Hottie. And Annie flirts with disaster. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/environmental_hazards_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/environmental_hazards_1.php Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:43:26 -0500 The Porn King: Dixon masquerades as a porn king. Navid and AAdrianna do it. Teddy is a real dick. Liam wants to finish it with Jen already. Silver gets her panties in a twist about homeless rights… or something. And Annie gets up close and personal with the nephew of her manslaughter victim. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/the_porn_king_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/the_porn_king_1.php Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:16:45 -0500 Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat: Annie forms an unholy alliance with Date Rape Mark to take Naomi's title as HBIC. Dixon lies his way into the pants of a skeezer. Teddy continues to insinuate himself into the lives of others. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/sit_down_youre_rocking_the_boa_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/sit_down_youre_rocking_the_boa_1.php Wed, 23 Sep 2009 10:15:16 -0500 To Sext or Not To Sext: Jen continues to be a conniving skag, wreaking extra-bonus havoc by starting the domino effect that is Annie's world crashing around her. Dixon moves on. Navid asses out. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/to_sext_or_not_to_sext_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/to_sext_or_not_to_sext_1.php Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:12:06 -0500 To New Beginnings!: The kids pat themselves on the back and cheers to a new beginning free of drama, totally unaware that they're still mired in the same old crap that plagued them last year. Now with more sexting and manslaughter! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/to_new_beginnings_a.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/to_new_beginnings_a.php Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:34:12 -0500 One Party Can Ruin Your Summer: Everyone officially melts down. Love triangles spring up where there were none. Crack babies scream in the night. Principals and their wives get high. Joggers get plowed down in the early morning. It's Prom, y'all! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/one_party_can_ruin_your_summer_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/one_party_can_ruin_your_summer_1.php Wed, 20 May 2009 18:07:22 -0500 Zero Tolerance: Prom night brings West Bev to critical mass. Naomi and Ethan finally define their relationship. Silver defines herself, producing equal and opposite reactions from Dixon and Ethan. Annie's best intentions beget collateral damage. Jen proves to be the grifter that keeps on giving (or taking, as it were). And AAdrianna pops! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/zero_tolerance_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/zero_tolerance_1.php Wed, 13 May 2009 17:19:02 -0500 The Party's Over: Naomi is an epic fail this episode -- and it's not even about her: 1.) She throws a baby shower that convinces AAdrianna to abandon the idea of motherhood; 2.) She lets her not-boyfriend Liam rip apart the fabric of society as we know it; 3.) She agrees to let her freeloading sister ultimately bilk her of $1 million. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/the_partys_over_2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/the_partys_over_2.php Thu, 07 May 2009 15:11:03 -0500 The Dionysian Debacle: AAdrianna and Navid continue to overcome obstacles aplenty and bring out the squee in all of us. Silver heads to her new school and get shamed and shammed by the Catholic Tracy Flick. Naomi sucks. At dating. And life. Her sister Jen sucks at Ethan, it seems. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/the_dionysian_debacle_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/the_dionysian_debacle_1.php Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:47:08 -0500 Between a Sign and a Hard Place: Donna weighs Japan vs. LA. Kelly weighs dignity vs. Matthews. AAdrianna weighs parental selection vs. parenthood. Ethan weighs do-gooding vs. truancy. Naomi weighs Annie's yammering vs. Papa Clark's self-righteous badgering. Silver weighs two more years of hazing vs. the Virgin Mary. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/between_a_sign_and_a_hard_plac_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/between_a_sign_and_a_hard_plac_1.php Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:14:00 -0500 Okaeri, Donna!: Spring Break scatters the denizens of 90210 to locations as far-reaching as Arizona (Annie and Dixon), the woods of human despair (Matthews, Ethan, Liam and Naomi), the red carpet (Donna Martin fabricates!), and a photography studio chockablock with naked men (Debbie). Debbie wins! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/okaeri_donna_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/okaeri_donna_1.php Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:07:59 -0500 Off the Rails: Everyone looks for Silver. They find her. The end. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/off_the_rails_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/off_the_rails_1.php Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:32:17 -0500 Life's a Drag: Annie and Ethan decline. Naomi and Liam escalate. Silver goes off the grid. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/lifes_a_drag_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/lifes_a_drag_1.php Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:44:26 -0500 Of Heartbreaks and Hotels: Valentine's Day brings out the crazy in everyone. Silver gives Dixon her v-card. Ethan might be giving Annie her walking papers. And Navid finally gives in to his enduring feelings for AAdrianna. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/of_heartbreaks_and_hotels_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/of_heartbreaks_and_hotels_1.php 90210 Thu, 12 Feb 2009 09:54:04 -0500 Help Me, Rhonda: There are consequences a-plenty this episode: Ethan deals with the aftermath of his car wreck, AAdrianna must make yet more important decisions about the crack baby, and Silver realizes that no woman is an island. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/help_me_rhonda_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/help_me_rhonda_1.php 90210 Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:57:45 -0500 By Accident: Much hinges on auditions for the school's spring play and Matthews' surly return. AAdrianna and Dixon each make important decisions. Crazy Eyes abandons Naomi for her still philandering father. Annie finally gets little comeuppance, but we can't even enjoy it because a last-minute plot twist leaves Ethan's fate hanging in the balance. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/by_accident_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/by_accident_1.php Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:38:44 -0500 Love Me Or Leave Me: Relationships rise and fall like a SoCal thermometer during an unseasonably hot several days. Both of the awesome couples drop like overheated flies, while the obnoxious, entitled ones stay calm, cool, collected, and stronger than ever. Stupid global warming messes up everything! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/love_me_or_leave_me_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/90210/love_me_or_leave_me_1.php Thu, 15 Jan 2009 08:13:50 -0500