Back at the ménage, enabler Naomi keeps pouring shots, and Annie is all too happy to wash her pain down with a sea of tequila. AAdrianna arrives as Naomi suggests they play a game. Annie shouts, "Twister!" Lacking guys against whom to thrust her pelvis, Naomi opts instead for "I Never." The game is simple -- tell everyone something you have never done, and those who have done it must take a shot. Right now, Annie needs another shot like a hole in the head.
First up, Silver admits she's never had sex. Tequila for Naomi, water for AAdrianna. Naomi asks how Silver never naked-hugged Dixon, and Annie whines that thought makes her nauseous. I suspect about 47% of that nausea stems from tequila rather than the thought of Dixon humping, though. Silver is surprisingly romantic when she says she's waiting for the right time. AAdrianna, with heavy hints of foreshadowing in her voice, dismisses the romance in sex. She goes next. Tellingly, she's never been in love. Everyone else drinks. Annie is saddened by this news, but AAdrianna tells her not to get sappy about it. Annie goes next, and -- surprise! -- she's never been drunk!
Silver brings out the pizza as the girls paint their nails. Annie picks that moment to divulge a little tidbit about her past that speaks volumes as to why Annie is such a prick: When her parents first adopted Dixon, she fantasized about putting him in a cardboard box and shipping him away because she thought they would love him more than her. Never one to miss an opportunity for one-upmanship, Naomi reiterates all the same old shit about her dysfunctional, hateful family. She says she feels alone, but AAdrianna tells her she's got the three of them. For what that's worth...
Annie disrupts the deep moment with her own philosophical gem -- her shirt totally matches Naomi's nail polish! OMG, you guys! Naomi goes all Gossip Girl and suggests they trade shirts. Mid-Girls Gone Wild moment, Dixon and Ethan walk in and get an eyeful. Annie drunkenly canters up and hugs all up on Dixon and Ethan, only to have Ethan bounce her away like a ping-pong ball. Ha! As they walk in, we see about 50 more high schoolers who have decided to crash the slumber party. Among them are Kimberly, Ozzy, and Aryan George. Naomi spots Ozzy and bitches that she has to care how she looks now as she scampers off to, I don't know, stick her finger in an electrical socket. George finds Kim and hands her a beer. She asks for something stronger, so he heads over to AAdrianna to "celebrate" her leaving rehab with a beer. Classy.