Silver ambles her way into Catholic school, hoping to turn over a new leaf -- or to rip the tree out of the ground, burn it in a massive funeral pyre for her old self, forget it ever existed, and hop onto an entirely different tree, as it were. This rubs Dixon the wrong way when she informs him that he is not allowed to have any part of her school life and/or social life and/or life in general. This ruler slap on the wrist is inspired when Dixon pays a surprise visit to her at Our Lady of the Reformed Porn Stars. Her new BFF, the Catholic man's Tracy Flick, sees him and puts together the porny pieces (turns out even good girls have seen Silver's masterpiece). So Catholic man's Tracy Flick guilts the holy Hell out of Silver by threatening to fast until Silver makes a mass confession to the whole school. Instead of Hail Marys, Silver gets dirty looks and an even holier-than-thou level of shit-talking than she would have gotten at West Bev. She misguidedly blames Dixon, who quickly reminds Silver that she's not the only one who dealt with the repercussions of her episode. These two aren't going to last much longer, are they?

But never fear! AAdrianna and Navid are rapidly claiming the title of West Bev's most de-lovely couple. At the beginning of this week's arc, they're still on Cloud Nine, which is soon overtaken by storm clouds are set on dampening the happy couple's love parade. Namely, Navid's parents' lack of support for him adopting the crack baby. Also, Naomi reminds AAdrianna to tell Navid that Ty is the baby's father. Both of these little shit storms joins forces after Navid chooses AAdrianna over his parents and re-proposes even more awesomely and romantically than last time (who knew it was possible?). This forces AAdrianna to come clean about the baby's paternity. What follows is very likely the best piece of acting that has ever or will ever be on this show, though I am admittedly biased. I'm telling you, though, if the rumors are true, and they take away either one of these actors, I will be Out. For. Blood. But no worries about that now, as Navid and AAdrianna ultimately make up and start planning their lives together. Sigh...

Naomi proves to be the most annoying not-girlfriend and house guest to ever traipse this earthly realm. Liam continues treating her with thinly veiled contempt, even bailing on plans they made to hang out with his out-of-town cousin. Annie advises Naomi not to put up with that crap and, in doing so, inadvertently gets hooked into a double date with the aforementioned cousin, a.k.a. White Randy Jackson. Annie scores some points for calling Liam out on his bullshit. Liam is nothing if not predictable, though, and her prickliness turns him on. He asks her on a date. She turns him down and tattles to Naomi, who extrapolates so recklessly that she convinces herself Liam is just terrified of his intense love for her. Pffffft. Meanwhile, the Wilsons are similarly eager to get rid of the Perma Donna and eventually tell Annie as much. Convenienincidentally, Naomi's champagne-bearing older sister Jen returns to rescue Little Orphan Naomi. As you might expect, though, Jen's not all saintliness and sunshine. As the episode wraps, she runs into Ethan and tells him, "Don't worry. I won't tell Naomi I was your first." ¡Sucio!

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