Silver heads upstairs to find Dixon. He rouses from his three-sheets stupor to talk to her. She sweetly invites him to prom. It's her attempt to construct a bridge over troubled waters, if you will. He cutely asks her, "Wait! Are you gonna remember this tomorrow?" She has to remind him that she's not the drunk one. He passes out again.
Sarah Bettens of K's Choice makes my heart melt as AAdrianna and Navid return to her house. He fills the awkward silence by discussing how and when they will return all the gifts. She tells him to slow down, it doesn't all have to get done right this minute. They can take their time ripping apart this beautiful little fantasy world they've built. She beckons him over to the bed for some spooning (them) and swooning (me). They both admit they're sad and mutually agree that getting married no longer makes sense. He tells her to keep the ring as a pre-engagement token. They agree that they actually did well by themselves, considering. They're "more than okay." They kiss gently. AAdrianna smiles sweetly and tells Navid she loves him. He says her loves her back, and they stare into each other's eyes. Can I marry them?
The next morning, Naomi and Jen interrupt some freaky whites-only beach yoga class. Paying no mind to all those folks trying to harness their chakras, they natter about their dream home. And that's when Jen goes in for the kill. She acts the victim, saying that there was some hold-up with her bank account in France. Yes, the hold-up is that it is emptier than Naomi's pinhead. Jen, with calculated casualness, mentions that her bank account could take up to a week to sort out the "miscommunication." Translation: Our dreams could be crushed! Then she throws it out there that she wouldn't dream of asking Naomi to pay for the house. Translation: Ante up, bitch. Naomi and her fish lips fall for it hook line and sinker. Jen promises to pay her back. Translation: Every time the waves crash, another sucker gets Madoff-ed. Naomi says it's the least she can do for the best older sister in the world. Jen says, with a self-satisfied look, "Aw! You're so sweet." Translation: Ha!
Next week: Promstravaganza! Catty showdowns galore, emotional manipulations, and fist fights aplenty! Hopefully AAdrianna's water isn't the only thing that gets broken.
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