Shirazi Shire. Navid tries to apologize to his father, but Mr. Shirazi is still holding his grudge, especially now that his records are being subpoenaed by the federal government. They have a shouting match, and Navid tells his father not to blame others for the choices he's made. Mr. Shirazi harshly tells Navid to get out, and so Navid does.
That night, Teddy drives downtown and watches sheepishly as men enter a gay bar. He finally summons up the courage to make his way in.
The next day, Naomi holds an itty bitty lingerie fashion show, claiming her wares will help Annie "lock down" CC. The prudish Miss Wilson adamantly rejects the notion of going crotchless, so Naomi brings out a more modest pair of panties that has about another inch of fabric total. Annie is willing to concede they look better (a relative term) until Naomi brings out a pair of sparkly pasties to accompany. For Annie, that's a bridge too far. But she doesn't have the chance to object because Debbie knocks on the door to see if Naomi will be staying for dinner. In between passive-aggressive jibes at Debbie's mom-tastic fashion sense, Naomi says she won't be staying for dinner. Annie lies that they're going to dinner and then to a movie (code for "I'm banging my boyfriend tonight"). Debbie takes leave, and Naomi thrusts the pasties back at Annie. Annie refuses to wear them, so Naomi tries to meet her in the middle with the suggestion of edible underwear (thought she "didn't actually bring any because [she] wasn't sure if they would spoil"). Annie demurs, assuring Naomi she has it covered (no pun intended).
Downstairs, Matthews shows up as Annie and Naomi leave. Naomi gets one more swipe in about how the pattern on Debbie's shirt looks like Jacques' spit-up before they walk out the door, then Debbie leads Matthews to the living room where Jacques is sleeping peacefully. Debbie tells him she's lined up some more nanny interviews -- no actresses -- and assures him she's glad to have something keeping her busy while she waits for the next manager of the beach club. She jokes that her next boss probably won't assign her to alphabetize her nail polishes but admits she never anticipated having to re-enter the work force. Matthews says he didn't imagine having a bastard lovechild either, and they compare notes on whose life sucks the most. Matthews wins with "microwave popcorn for dinner," and Debbie invites her to share her lonely pot of Bolognese.
Meanwhile, AAdrianna and Navid wait for their table at a hot new restaurant downtown. Navid tries to bribe the maître d' to no avail, so they step aside. Eventually AAdrianna's publicist Renee tornadoes in with Ilan and Jenny, the hair and makeup people from the Spin magazine photo shoot. Renee drops AAdrianna's name just as her single starts playing on the speakers overhead, ensuring that their dinner will be comped. Then she gets a text and announces that some important producers will be joining them for dinner. AAdrianna asks if Navid minds making their one-on-one dinner a business event, and he lies that he doesn't.